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This is pretty funny. If a woman pays very much attention to me, leans towards me, initiates flirty behavior; well, my wife goes hard and threatening and acts as if it's my fault. I suspect that's probably pretty typical. She's really only OK with women being around me if there's no "click" at all. Usually. But I'm used to it.

 

She's also promoted the concept that she's a flaming heterosexual, but has admitted to having a gay roommate, thinking about it, snuggling with her roommate.

 

Now the shoe is sort of on the other foot. And she didn't bat an eye or notice anything. It was hysterical. I even IM'd a blow by blow to a friend of mine (female) and had some giggles.

 

One of our neighbors has a husband whose off for a while - probably a year, maybe more. So we've been looking in on her. Mainly I've been looking in and helping with heavy stuff, the yard, etc. No biggie. My yard tools aren't really suitable for petite women to run - I get the bigger professional stuff, rather than the toy Walmart stuff.

 

We invited her over for dinner and TV - very casual. And not at all a special or big deal. I told her on the phone it was a pajama party (very casual - really lounging clothes) and she immediately told me that would annoy the neighbors 'cuz she didn't wear any. Funny lady.

 

Anyway. I think she'd had a couple. My wife clearly had a couple. We whipped up a quick dinner. And after dinner, those two pretty much drove me out of the kitchen doing dishes (unusual - it's really my kitchen). And talked animatedly.

 

I sat in my chair, which left the couch open, and they moved in with more drinks. Whispering and so on. I overheard things like "well, only a woman really knows how to please a woman." But it was the mega-flirting stuff, where my wife was glowing relaxed back and the neighbor was leaning in with dilated pupils and so on. Hysterical. Eventually she left, and I wasn't the one getting the long hug.

 

This was such a hoot. And I don't think my wife noticed for a second what level of seduction was going on. Or thought about how she would have responded had our positions been swapped.

 

I'm probably an odd person in that I don't fee threatened or see it my place to own either of these women. I'm amused and also happy to see someone getting my wife to smile. Even if it is in an unexpected manner!

 

Just more of the funny stuff that happens in life.

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Island Girl

I LOVE your stories.

 

So friggin' hilarious Dude!

 

:lmao:

 

Did you explain to your wife what happened?

 

I kinda hope you left her in the dark so we can have a "the next time" story.

 

You had to have been rolling, right?!:lmao:

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Jersey Shortie

If it was a guy would you have felt the same way?

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If it had been a guy, she'd have had his balls. She's so polite with women. We talked about it today, she was aware of what was going on. And I talked to the other gal. Just good clean flirting I suppose. They're both OK with it and realize it went further than it would have without alcohol.

 

Still. I am looking forward to the hot tubbing this summer . . . .

 

It was a hoot. Wish I had it recorded.

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Void what your thinking looks good on paper, but have you ever seen the first episode of Friends...

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Would it bother you if your wife had an affair with the neighbor woman?

 

Sounds like the neighbor woman is planting the "seed."

 

If my husband carried on with a neighbor guy like your wife carried on with the neighbor woman, it would creep me out. But that's me.

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I doubt it will go anywhere.

 

I'm pretty much unwilling to stand in the way of other people doing what they're intent on doing, if two people agree they want to do whatever that is. Unless I have some guardianship role.

 

Near as I can tell, much unhappiness comes from attempting to rule another. Guiding and advising notwithstanding.

 

Which bothers me more? Keeping someone chained or watching someone change in ways I might not prefer? I went through this before. I'd have let her go, but she decided to attempt to let me die. I think the worst chains are those inside ourselves. I've worked a long time to release those.

 

Would it bother me for my wife to enjoy a relationship with someone else? I don't know. I'm pretty sure it would bother me less than keeping her chained. She's not a chattel.

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There are expectations in a traditional marriage and fidelity is one of them.

 

I would bet dollars to dimes you're a swinger or have been hanging out on their sites.

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And I don't think my wife noticed for a second what level of seduction was going on. Or thought about how she would have responded had our positions been swapped.

That's because there was no sexual seduction happening here, you are misreading the fact that the two women felt comfortable in each other's presence in the face a of a possible new friendship and after having considerable amounts of alcohol perception is getting blurred.

 

I think you are looking for validation that this is indeed a sexual connection happening, and who am I to burst your fantasy bubble. So "yeah sure, it was all sexual and they are probably gonna have a naked pillow fight when you are not around and eventually get it on" :lmao:

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MissConduct

I would bet dollars to dimes you're a swinger or have been hanging out on their sites.

 

Bingo!! I think he wants reality to mimic fantasy.

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Interesting projection.

 

I'm not a swinger and have never been one. Someone dreaming? I don't even want to be a swinger. It's a strange lifestyle. Sex with friends is quite different than with relative strangers!

 

I prefer our neighbor lady to just be a friend. Which we later discussed and I believe is settled. Will see! She admitted being intoxicated and coming on sexually; that really wasn't unclear. Statements like "Well, only a woman really knows how to please a woman" while leaning forward and touching another woman's arm gently - that type of thing is pretty clear to me anyway, even if I'm only a guy!

 

It was funny. I was amused. I didn't expect it to go anywhere and still don't.

 

But it was very very funny!! Which is why I posted. I don't need advice or encouragement or projection of others' fantasies. It's just funny. Actually, many things are pretty funny in the flirting world. And can be talked about.

 

I talked about this incident with both of the combatants, and everything is OK.

 

I have a lady friend, started out flirty. We chatted, decided it wasn't going to be flirty. So she's a friend w/o benefits. Just took figuring out. That wasn't funny, so it's not posted here.

 

No more funny things lately. But we have a party Sunday afternoon, and they'll be nudists, flirty neighbor, friend w/o benefits from above with her hubby, and who knows who else I'll think of calling today. So maybe something funny will happen. A little early for the skinnydippers to be outraging the prudes, but that usually happens in the summer and excites some comment! I'll go get lots of alcohol today, see what lubrication does.

 

Humor. Funny events. No need to analyze, advise, project. Just enjoy.

 

Have fun!

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Your response is nothing out of the ordinary, I don't think. Men enjoy two women flirting with each other....thus the popularity of lesbian porn. Women for the most part do not get all excited watching gay porn, if at all they do watch it.....

 

So unless there is real threat that your wife will leave you for a lesbian, your response was not off...

 

I know this man who always jokes about how he will allow his wife to cheat with a lesbian for as long as he can join in afterwards or at least, watch them....sick, I think.

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