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eah i now escorts are a legal bus-since i can find em in the

business yellowpages. anyone out there tried escorts and do u now how

safe it is if u wear a condom. how safe are condoms from protecting u

from diseases. don't the escorts get like tested every 8 wks or so not

sure. if its a legit bus it must be safe to its customers

i really wonder why the girls do they work they do: proably on drugs.

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kirkyswife
Yes. That's probably the only reason women do escort work.

 

LOL - Kev, you're too much

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Joel, just buy a blowjob off a regular hooker. Your chances of contracting an STD are about the same and it will cost you waaaaay less.

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And I'd like to point out, Mr Canadian, is that it's LEGIT because they don't advertise f*cking as part of the services included, otherwise it would be called "prostitution" and not an "escort service"

 

 

You're not living in Nevada.

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Joel, just buy a blowjob off a regular hooker. Your chances of contracting an STD are about the same and it will cost you waaaaay less.

 

 

Ah, Mr. Spock, ever the romantic I see. :D

 

You're right , though. Escorts are overpriced hookers with marketing muscle. The power of words: Many guys would rather pay $300 to receive a BJ from an "escort" as opposed to $25 to receive a BJ from a (gasp) "hooker." It's all in the branding. :)

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You're right , though. Escorts are overpriced hookers with marketing muscle. The power of words: Many guys would rather pay $300 to receive a BJ from an "escort" as opposed to $25 to receive a BJ from a (gasp) "hooker." It's all in the branding

 

Sinner I love this - but why not FREE? You know when you actually meet a woman, date her and one night you get one for FREE. Oh and BTW with the right branding (MARKETING STRATEGY ;) ) there's no limit to how much a professional athelete, celebrity, Japanese businessman or old rich guy in a wheelchair will pay for a BJ.

 

Do you think we'd get into trouble for incorporating that into our "Services" as a promotional model company?

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I'm not sure single, but I've decided to start charging for it. Just think, if I had thought of this 6 months ago I could have had the opportunity to pay down my visa!!! It would have been beneficial to all involved!! And I'd STILL be in the same place I am now, only wealthier.

 

 

 

PS-I thought professional atheletes expected those for FREE. You know. Like a perk or something. Like getting a croissant with your coffee in the morning.

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I think the guy should pay full freight for BJs (ie, the highest price the woman can charge that he's willing to pay) during the non-exclusive dating phase of the relationship. The price will be determined by the woman's skill level, his desperation and the willingness of other woman not to undercharge or (gasp!) blow him for free.

 

He should get a 35% discount once he starts going out with the woman exclusively, and he should receive a further substantial discount once the pair becomes engaged.

 

Once married, the husband and wife are both off the market, or at least one hopes, and he should get his BJs for free: that wifely duty thing. Of course, once married-- BJs will soon become a thing of the past. :D

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Hey you've got that all figured out sinner...so if a couple are "swingers" do BJ's fall under something like NAFTA???

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Well the dollar IS worth more....Joel, I reccomend travelling to mexico for hookers. You'll get the most bang for your buck there.

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You'll get the most bang for your buck there.

 

"bang," groan!

 

A little Saturday morning pimping on good ole LoveShack.

 

I love it.

 

Now Mr. Spock, I'm looking for this...

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HA!! Looking for.......what??

 

Love, in all the wrong places. Sigh. Welcome ye, to the olde love shaque.

 

Joel you'll be lucky if the escort doesn't punch you in the nose and steal your wallet. Masturbate. Alot. It helps.

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Ahh...your quote...I get it ....I'm on the tail(snicker) end of a 12 hour night shift, my powers of observation aren't exactly tingling right now....

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Oh No Spock

 

PS-I thought professional athletes expected those for FREE. You know. Like a perk or something. Like getting a croissant with your coffee in the morning.

 

Yes they think the world is their oyster despite the number of Championship Rings or All Star standings - BUT

 

If they got as much as they think they should get for FREE then my business wouldn't exist. I run the Sports Marketing division of our corporation (we also handle Public Relations, Strategic Marketing & Planning, Urban Field Marketing, Event Management and Promotions) much of what our corporation does could be considered a FREE service especially our Promotional model division but it's effective marketing strategies that increase exposure and secure very lucrative endorsement contracts that basically sustain this division of our business.

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ahahahhaha-Single, you're not telling me you hook atheletes up with BJ's are you? I mean, because if I'm going to start charging, and you're in contact with them we could start our own business together.

 

 

PRESTO!! You're a pimp!!

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:eek:

PRESTO!! You're a pimp!!

 

That's Manhattan Madame to you Missy!!! :D

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That's right:"hookers" have "pimps," "escorts" have "Madames." Sex and language, sex and language.

 

The book to read: "Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl," by Nancy Chan. An inside, thinly fictionalized look at the high end Manhattan call girl biz--one written by a former escort.

 

All about beautiful women and the married, middle aged men who pay for them... :)

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Hmmm...true. I'd be high end. (snicker)

 

But for poor joel, on a young kid's budget perhaps the hooker/pimp route is the most economical route for him to follow. Unless he goes to a country where his dollar is worth more. I would imagine the only way a young college student could afford someone like myself and single the manhattan madame is if he prematurely ejaculated...like when we came through the door. :laugh: So forget it Joel!! You'll have to wait until you're middle aged.

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has any of u guys ever used escort and tell me about it please. what was it like. if u dating a gal u could be gettin a std same thing too or even picking up a gal at the bar. with a gf u need to develop relationship and .... and with my folks they don;t want me leaving the house, just stay at home and study or just stay at home, and clean the house or do something at home thye don; want me to leave the house for some reason. so how can i develop relationship . oh ya i need a job too

 

QUOTE]Originally posted by kirkyswife

LOL - Kev, you're too much

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Well, if you're dating a girl the risk of std's probably wouldn't be as high cause I hope you know the girl pretty well before you sleep with her.

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