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Things you * won't * hear Alpha say to a woman...


Mary3

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" I read these books and I KNOW that you would prefer to go to Cordon Blue French Restauraunt but is it okay if we go to McDonalds instead ?"

 

"The male species is out to get into your pants but I'm not "

 

" I know you prefer rich $$$$ sucessful men but last week I was demoted to Pot Washer but I am sure we can still have our regularly schedule planned date but this time is it okay if we go to the park , have a picnic and discuss how beautiful you are " ?

 

" I saw 7 beautiful women in the room carrying Gucci bags but I see you have a $9.99 Walmart bag and although that means you are probrobly not rich or anything , I still want to get to know you , so I can prove that women aren't shallow . "

 

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"but I see you have a $9.99 Walmart bagl

i don't think Walmart even carries a $9.99 bag. the most expensive is $6.99

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

OMG. too funny..

 

Yes walmart carries cheaper and more expensive bags. I love Walmart..

Alpha will you take me out on a date....?:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Join Date: Sep 2005

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Mary3 i think you got a crush on Alpha

 

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Uh yea :p

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:lmao: Or how about: "Allow me." as in "Allow me to open the door for you...Allow me to pay for your cab fair (after NOT using above posted comments to get her in bed, then kicking her to the curb cuz he has to get up early in the morning, do his thing etc)...Allow me to give you my jacket since you look like you're freezing cold out here ...:lmao:

 

ps - WHO'S secret is out?:confused:

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" I don't care that you date other guys! I wuv you soooo much!"

 

"Yea its cool that all your friends are guys, all my friends are super models and female porn stars, because I just get on soo well with the girlies."

 

"Do you think this nail varnish suits me?"

 

"Does my bum look big in this?"

 

"No baby, I don't want a bj, you will be using that mouth to kiss our children goodnight."

 

"Yes of course Goldpile can spend the night with you, I'll just sleep on the couch."

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Join Date: Oct 2005

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" I don't care that you date other guys! I wuv you soooo much!"

 

"Yea its cool that all your friends are guys, all my friends are super models and female porn stars, because I just get on soo well with the girlies."

 

"Do you think this nail varnish suits me?"

 

"Does my bum look big in this?"

 

"No baby, I don't want a bj, you will be using that mouth to kiss our children goodnight."

 

"Yes of course Goldpile can spend the night with you, I'll just sleep on the couch."

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LOL ! Hysterical stuff :)

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Or :

 

"Baby I lost my expensive wallet and would not dream of asking you to pay for the check , even in your designer clothes and 100k plus job you have , because you know baby I don't date the sucessful snobby full of poo girls "

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