Gold Pile Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I've been making progress on my search for Ms Right, a servant with benefits. My cousin's friend is Chinese and he has introduced me to a few Chinese women in Boston's China-town section. I've been having dinner dates with the 3 finalists. It's important to establish if there's sexual chemistry (or not) before I commit to her being my servant. Yesterday's date was with a 31 year old. She talked too much and had a smile that reminds me of Stonehenge:sick:. It was hard to understand her. She was telling the story of how/when the Chinese came to America. I told her that my people came here to flee political oppression and famine in Europe. I told her that before my people, Africans came here for pretty much the same reasons and to work in Southern US agriculture. She seemed stunned at my level of intelligence...it shut her up for a while. Later she was rambling about similarities between Jesus and Confucius. I told her that recently unearthed Dead Sea Scrolls indicated that both men were Canadians. She grew quiet after that. I think we weren't in the same intellectual league. Had a much better lunch date with "ling" today. She's 29. I was feeling the chemistry and I think she was too, but I can't be sure yet. I'm gonna date her again soon. Its hard to get a date, they are always working at the restaurants. Friday I have a date with the 3rd finalist, but I have to say Ling is looking good. Legalities: The chosen one won't be my servant, she'll be a roommate. A roommate that does all the house-work and food shopping in exchange for free room. Her room will be a converted closet. The position is only open to someone who finds me appealing....as I hope for a "friend"s with benefits situation. Link to post Share on other sites
Shakz Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Pile of something. Link to post Share on other sites
Ihavenoidea Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 :lmao::lmao::laugh::laugh: Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Her room will be a converted closet. dude am i going to see you on the news sometime in the near future? Link to post Share on other sites
Author Gold Pile Posted June 10, 2010 Author Share Posted June 10, 2010 dude am i going to see you on the news sometime in the near future?Humanitarian of the year? I'm looking for a volunteer. The closet is big enough for a twin bed and then some. She's welcome to share my bed and her duties will require complete acces to the whole house. Free to leave anytime. Link to post Share on other sites
skydiveaddict Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Legalities: The chosen one won't be my servant, she'll be a roommate. A roommate that does all the house-work and food shopping in exchange for free room. Her room will be a converted closet. The position is only open to someone who finds me appealing....as I hope for a "friend"s with benefits situation. roflmao; that was epic, simply epic Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I'm looking for a volunteer. The closet is big enough for a twin bed and then some. She's welcome to share my bed and her duties will require complete acces to the whole house. Free to leave anytime. does she have to sign a contract or something? Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Bean Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Chinese women in Boston's China-town section. As someone who grew up in Boston and lived in Chinatown for many years, you need to know it is spelled CHINATOWN, not hyphenated. Also, the large proponent of Chinese in Chinatown, have NOTHING to do with people outside their community, referring frequently to Caucasians as "round eye". I know you like to fabricate your stories for what reason I'm not sure, but you have to at least include *some* factual basis in your tales... P.S. GO CELTICS!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Also, the large proponent of Chinese in Chinatown, have NOTHING to do with people outside their community, referring frequently to Caucasians as "round eye". but they make a dang good kung pao chicken Link to post Share on other sites
OpenBook Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Later she was rambling about similarities between Jesus and Confucius. I told her that recently unearthed Dead Sea Scrolls indicated that both men were Canadians. She grew quiet after that. I think we weren't in the same intellectual league. :lmao: I hope you are still posting here when you finally "meet your match" GP... (and it has nothing to do with being Chinese or fitting into a closet) Keep us posted!! Link to post Share on other sites
Author Gold Pile Posted June 10, 2010 Author Share Posted June 10, 2010 the large proponent of Chinese in Chinatown, have NOTHING to do with people outside their community, referring frequently to Caucasians as "round eye". I fully aware that I'm not privy to the finer details of the Chinese community. Why is it that each of these girls can be found working at various resturants, even one's I thought were competitors? Most of them live in communal homes. I don't know the full scoop, probably never will. I don't care. PS I can't help if they spell chinatown wrong;) Link to post Share on other sites
alphamale Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I fully aware that I'm not privy to the finer details of the Chinese community. dude, no outsider is "privy" to the finer details of the chinese community Link to post Share on other sites
Author Gold Pile Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 :lmao: I hope you are still posting here when you finally "meet your match" GP... (and it has nothing to do with being Chinese or fitting into a closet) Keep us posted!!Hmmm, I'm scared:). What do think my future holds? Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Bean Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I fully aware that I'm not privy to the finer details of the Chinese community. Why is it that each of these girls can be found working at various resturants, even one's I thought were competitors? Most of them live in communal homes. I don't know the full scoop, probably never will. I don't care. PS I can't help if they spell chinatown wrong;) What a stereotype. Most of the Chinese residents in Chinatown don't work in the restaurants. *sigh*. Reason being, most residents in Chinatown speak very little, and I mean VERY little English. When it came time to vote, they always had interpreters available at the polling locations, as a large majority of the residents couldn't speak, or read, English. Most of the residents live as families, and are extremely close-knit, and really don't interact much outside their culture, unless it's for business purposes. And even then, they are extremely wary of dealing with "outsiders". For many, many years, the neighboring Zone (er, Combat Zone), replete with strip clubs, porn shops, and prostitutes, imposed it's will on Chinatown. The crime, drugs, and illicit activities left the Chinatown residents more than suspicious of those outside their culture... So, none of your dates were able to spell their community, but, what's your excuse? I think any proper Bostonian would know how to spell the neighborhoods... Link to post Share on other sites
Author Gold Pile Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 I'm not from Boston or even MA but I am a New Englander. My guide in all this is from a Connecticut Chinese family that owns several resturants. The women I am meeting are all in the food business. Not one from any other industry, not even a luandromat The cramped housing they live in has been mentioned by each one. I always wanted to check out the combat zone, sorry I missed it. Link to post Share on other sites
Lovelybird Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Are you sure she isn't capable of martial art ? Link to post Share on other sites
threebyfate Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 This story isn't funny Gold Pile. You've exceeded tasteful by a redneck mile. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Gold Pile Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 Are you sure she isn't capable of martial art ? Hello Lovely Bird. that would be a bonus if she did. She could be my bodyguard too. Everybody loves me.... so really not much need for a guard. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Gold Pile Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 This story isn't funny Gold Pile. You've exceeded tasteful by a redneck mile. Many posters seemed to find it funny. They don't have a stick up there %&$ and everyone appreciates them for it. Anyway it was just a day in the life. A dinner date and a lunch date, not very eventful. Link to post Share on other sites
Lovelybird Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Hello Lovely Bird. that would be a bonus if she did. She could be my bodyguard too. Everybody loves me.... so really not much need for a guard. I was thinking along the line she might beat you if she finds out your attitude.......maybe after some months you will become a man who can cook and take care of kids and all chores around the house Link to post Share on other sites
Author Gold Pile Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 I was thinking along the line she might beat you if she finds out your attitude.......maybe after some months you will become a man who can cook and take care of kids and all chores around the house fair enough. Really my attitude is there for them to see. I've been very open with what I'm looking for. A free place to stay in a really nice area, and no need to work beyond household chores is a dream life to many. If I could find a lady who wanted to support me in exchange for household chores...I just might be a servant myself. Link to post Share on other sites
sam light Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 ...Jesus and Confucius. I told her that recently unearthed Dead Sea Scrolls indicated that both men were Canadians. :lmao:. And I thought Africans more or less came here against their will, thanks for setting the record straight. Link to post Share on other sites
donnamaybe Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 So you're basically going to hire an on-site hooker who also cleans your house. Okay. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr White Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Now we're talking! Keep us posted PS Buddha is Canadian too - I know him, and I need to call him soon. Medusa Gorgona is Canadian too, but that's a whole other story. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Gold Pile Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 So you're basically going to hire an on-site hooker who also cleans your house. Okay. no money is changing hands. I'm looking for a sevant, one who would sleep with me because it's fum for both of us. Link to post Share on other sites
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