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MineThatBird

I had plastic surgery months ago and it was a complete failure. I don’t resemble anything like my old self. My face is too long, nose is too big and my ears are too small.

 

Women just... aren't attracted to me and I've tried everything!

 

- I've approached thousands of women.

- Never been on a date.

- Never held hands with a girl.

- Never kissed a girl.

 

At this point, I willing to give up on ALL women and call it quits. Is there anything I could do to make myself attractive to the opposite sex? Here’s a before and after photo, one of which was taken at Churchill Downs: http://yfrog.com/0tmtbbeforeafterj

 

Parody? :lmao:

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[quoteAt this point, I willing to give up on ALL women and call it quits. Is there anything I could do to make myself attractive to the opposite sex? Here’s a before and after photo, one of which was taken at Churchill Downs: http://yfrog.com/0tmtbbeforeafterj

 

Parody? :lmao:

 

*Sigh*

 

MineThatBird, at this point you have to give up on ALL women as there isn't much you can do about it, being gelded and all.............:lmao::lmao:

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Shock Me Sane

- Never held hands with a girl.

 

Do you think this might have something to do with the fact that you don't have hands? Or arms, for that matter.

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JohnnyBlaze

I know what the problem is; you're going grey. Get some of that "Just for Men" stuff. It'll absolutely jackknife your confidence; you'll be an absolute animal. You'll be the biggest stud in town!

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xpaperxcutx

Hey come on cheer up, you don't look so bad. You're still "ride- able " from what I can tell. ;)

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