bluegreen Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 This section has become a little to serious especially in last few days. So I thought we cheer things up little bit and everyone has to have at least one:o O M G I wanna die just now story he he I know you do. So spill it out : ))) and I'll join in in blink ... Link to post Share on other sites
pink_sugar Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 One time I farted kinda loud and I secretly hoped my coworker didn't hear it, though I'm sure she did since she was sitting right behind me. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Author bluegreen Posted June 16, 2014 Author Share Posted June 16, 2014 :laugh: That's a good one my would be sitting with certain person as "jay" would call him dick head :laugh: and him telling me about how people not like him. Glancing at me from time to time just looking for my reacting and me red faced and sort of smiling and torn between staying and running for the door. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
pink_sugar Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 I think the most embarrassing part of my previous job wasn't a story for me particularly, but my old boss was something else. I remember a time where he farted pretty loud and then played it off as if he hoped no one heard. This guy has also fallen asleep in his chair in his office, while snoring loudly. Sometimes I'd call his direct extension to wake him up for laughs. He would also walk around loudly slurping and sipping his tea while he micromanaged us and then call us from his office, 6 feet away to be like "Uggh....insert name here...come here." He would also snack really loudly and one time my coworker brought an apple to work and crunched really loudly as he walked by his office door. And then there were those Monday mornings he'd again, call each of us from his office 6 feet away and tell us to "hab sit". 2 Link to post Share on other sites
jay1983 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 One day I went to school to study and I sat at a table with some guy listening to music. It was fairly quiet, all the sudden he turned the volume on his headphones all the way up where I could hear it and just ripped a loud one. Then looked up and everybody was staring at him, I guess he thought since he couldn't hear it nobody else could. lol 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiger Lily Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I have so, so many stories, lol. Once I was waitressing in a downtown place where business people would come on their lunch breaks. The food was really good, but the restaurant used Styrofoam bowls and plates. One woman ordered a big salad, and as I served it in the Styrofoam bowl, the bowl broke apart, and the oily salad spilled all over her. Ugh!!! I wanted to DIE!!!!! The woman was nice enough about it. But she never came back (at least not on my shift!). I still blame the bowl! 4 Link to post Share on other sites
jbelle6 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I have so, so many stories, lol. Once I was waitressing in a downtown place where business people would come on their lunch breaks. The food was really good, but the restaurant used Styrofoam bowls and plates. One woman ordered a big salad, and as I served it in the Styrofoam bowl, the bowl broke apart, and the oily salad spilled all over her. Ugh!!! I wanted to DIE!!!!! The woman was nice enough about it. But she never came back (at least not on my shift!). I still blame the bowl! Oh ya, SO SO SO many from waitressing and bartending it's not even funny. One time I was wearing these tightish pants that zipped up at the back on the butt. Zipper broke, and no one wants panty lines in tight pants...it was so awful. lol 3 Link to post Share on other sites
jay1983 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Oh ya, SO SO SO many from waitressing and bartending it's not even funny. One time I was wearing these tightish pants that zipped up at the back on the butt. Zipper broke, and no one wants panty lines in tight pants...it was so awful. lol That reminds me of something that happened to me. I had put a few pounds at one time and my pants were getting really tight around the waist. Everybody at the office ordered pizza for lunch, I think I ate like 5 slices. I go to restroom to take a leak and when I tried to button my pants that button popped right off and went flying. I untucked my shirt, went to my supervisor and told him exactly what happened. I went home changed, went back to work and then went on a serious diet. lol 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Author bluegreen Posted June 17, 2014 Author Share Posted June 17, 2014 Oh ya, SO SO SO many from waitressing and bartending it's not even funny. One time I was wearing these tightish pants that zipped up at the back on the butt. Zipper broke, and no one wants panty lines in tight pants...it was so awful. lol Oh nooooooooo :laugh::laugh: you just might win this thing 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mrs rubble Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 In my earlier years, I had to go on a course doing all sorts of random stuff at the local Uni. One day we did spray painting- my pot of paint came flying off the gun and covered me from head to toe in bright yellow paint. I had to catch 2 buses home looking like a pre-school art project! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Speakingofwhich Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) ten characters Edited June 18, 2014 by Speakingofwhich Link to post Share on other sites
Radu Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Humm ... A guy i worked with superglued his eyebrow and closed his eye, we were both working in a shop repairing PC's. Zapped when i forgot to disconnect all the wires of a more complex than average power supply. Fried countless DDRAM's [never wear wool sweater when working on a PC without a safety band]. Coworker almost lost a finger, because he decided to see if he could stop a 3inch diameter fan, with ball bearings, going at 7k rpm. o.0 Used twine to repair 'misshaps' on customer's PCs. Another coworker got fired because he came in after a big party and puked in the case of a very expensive machine. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
D-Lish Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I work with a really angry woman, her very presence gives most people anxiety because one never knows when she's going to launch drama. She's just perpetually mean and angry... She crapped her pants at work the other day. I feel bad, like enjoying her karma coming back to bite her is going to bring me bad karma. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
yakamoz Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Ok, this was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me at work. At the time I was working in government and I was at an information counter. One day, I get this elderly couple at my counter asking questions. As I was trying to help them, I noticed they were speaking in their language, giving me looks and laughing. I didn't know what it was about so I ignored it. I helped them out and they continued to give me the looks and the guy even winked at me as he was turning around to leave as he said 'great service'. That really got to me and as I turned around to get something from the copier, I looked down. I don't know how it happened but two buttons on my blouse came undone and my blouse was open nearly all the way to my belly. I had one of those ruffled blouses so I did not notice it at all but I was obviously quite indecent. I thought I was going to die from embarrassment since I am also very well endowed. I wish at least the lady had said something though. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
contact1 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Hmm I use to work at a casino so there are so many..... Oh I know one not really related to being in a casino but as a manager. There was one time an employee was talking to me about some random social stuff. At the time I was looking as some papers, so I was just kind of half listening to him. Well I kind got into my "husband" mode of when I am not really listening to my wife (don't tell her this ) and I proceeded to say: "Uh huh, sure babe, maybe we can do something later tonight." As soon as I said it I realized where I was and who I was talking to, ugh I don't remember how it took to explain what had happen and was said. It's funny now that I think about it, not so much when it happened 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Author bluegreen Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 Hmm I use to work at a casino so there are so many..... Oh I know one not really related to being in a casino but as a manager. There was one time an employee was talking to me about some random social stuff. At the time I was looking as some papers, so I was just kind of half listening to him. Well I kind got into my "husband" mode of when I am not really listening to my wife (don't tell her this ) and I proceeded to say: "Uh huh, sure babe, maybe we can do something later tonight." As soon as I said it I realized where I was and who I was talking to, ugh I don't remember how it took to explain what had happen and was said. It's funny now that I think about it, not so much when it happened You must have freaked c.... out of him Link to post Share on other sites
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