centered Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 To assist with a better understanding of male/female thought patterns, I offer the following classic: Her Side of the Story My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a café for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but could tell there was something wrong. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off to some place intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I was getting really worried, what did I do? What was bothering him? Was he mad at me? I tried to cheer him up, but started to wonder what was bothering him. Was it me or something else? I asked him if he was upset with me, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the heck that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else. His Side of the Story Played badly today --- shot 87 - - -just can't putt! Felt kinda tired. Got laid though. Link to post Share on other sites
Merin Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Sounds about right to me... Link to post Share on other sites
westernxer Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Hilarious, and true in a lot of cases. Link to post Share on other sites
HokeyReligions Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 That's pretty much it in a nutsack, uh... nutshell. Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Funny, true and sad at the same time eh! Link to post Share on other sites
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