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She Found Condoms Missing


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Girl: "Hey i noticed last time i came here there were 6 condoms now there's only 4, what's up?"

 

Guy: "huh? oh I masturbated in them"

 

Girl: "Really?"

 

Guy: "Ya"

 

Next day the girl asks her guy friend

 

Girl: "Hey I found missing condoms at my boyfriend's place, I confronted him and he said he masturbated in them"

 

Guy: "Oh ya we do that all the time"

 

Girl: "Really? masturbate in a condom?"

 

Guy: "No, lie to our girlfriend"

 

*drum roll dum dum boop*

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:laugh: Ok this is a joke right? When I read the title of this thread I could relate because one time long ago when I was in a very serious R with a BF..I did find a condom missing.. and guess what.. He had cheated on me. I was no fool figured it out quick, he admitted to it and then I dumped his sorry A***. Gosh.. that was sooooo long ago.:lmao:

 

Mea:)

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