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ShadowU12345
:mad: Every time I'm around my girlfriend, I have the most perfect time, except for the fact that I always get really really "Happy"(if you know what I mean;)). This happens every single time I'm anywhere around her. It's good to know that I don't need any Viagra any time soon, but there's times when I don't want or need to be happy. For instance, when I'm around her family and friends, I'm letting the flag pole fly; walking around a big store and anywhere in public is a lot of fun, I'm hard the entire time and people are always giving me these funny looks. I'm not surprised though.lol :laugh: I try everything to try to hide it, because it is very noticeable, from putting my hands in my pockets, which only sometimes works, to carrying objects around with me, it's very embarrassing, but it only happens when I'm around her, because shes so beautiful(and I don't have any intentions of getting in her pants, I just get happy when I'm around her). Well, that's my problem. I was wondering if anyone had any solutions to this problem, anything such as some control techniques to keep myself under wraps and out of suspicion.
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ManWithQuestions

i know this may sound odd, but have you ever heard the saying "make sure you bust a load before the date"?

in other words, if you were to release the tension thats built up in you before you go, you will have a less likely chance of getting a chubby :p

im not saying EVERY time you go to see her, but it might work

 

another thing is to just think, really really think of non-sexual things

i know you said you dont want to get in her pants, but just thinking of non-sexual things and just talking while not thinking how hot she is helps

try thinking like that, but make sure you maintain your listening points, or else she will get mad :p

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Welcome to your teen years...When I was a teen all it took was the wind blowing in my direction...

 

We all went thru it.. it is your hormones kicking it.. just enjoy it because one day it won't just get hard when the wind blows and you have to will it hard :laugh:

 

Try thinking about baseball.. but in all reality since it is a chemical reaction in your body you will just have to ride it out..pun intended.. :laugh:

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whichwayisup

Jerk off before you go out with her. Then take a shower... Maybe that will help so it won't be as intense when you're around her.

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Are you getting a lot of sleep or very little? If you aren't getting enough sleep that can actually attribute a little to this "dilemma" you're in. Us guys get them in the middle of the night when we're sleeping. It's part of a normal process to keep things working. If you don't get enough sleep, those nocturnal stiffies may work their way into the rest of your waking life.

 

I used to get little sleep when I was in high school. I remember when I still rode the bus, getting wood on the way to school in the morning and not wanting to stand up and exit the bus! Lack of sleep and you're general hormonal changes can all be adding up to this.

 

But again, like the others said, welcome to normal puberty. You may want to try a different style of underwear. Maybe briefs or boxer-briefs, if you aren't wearing that style already. Keep your package a little more secure.

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Maybe it's the dirty girl in me, but I find this thread to be intensely hot.

 

Years ago, I was sitting on a very crowded subway in Boston. This young, hot, college-aged guy was standing in front of me with his crotch about a foot away. He was wearing running shorts (it was summer). Anyhoo, I just kept staring at his co*k, and sure enough, between the eye contact we made, and me glancing at his crotch and licking my lips, he got a huge hard-on in front of my eyes.

 

Still gives me one of my best masturbatory fantasies. :D:D

 

OP - maybe try some baggier clothing or don't tuck your shirts in.

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LovehateLove

I had an erection for two hours on a school trip in Paris because I saw some woman's cleavage and boy did she huge melons. She had pornstar breasts. I was getting dirty looks, and my fellow peers were laughing about it, but what's a 17 year old supposed to do? It's natural.

 

My guess is it won't go away until you pump this chump.

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SnapCracklePop

I know what you mean. I still get one usually just around the time I get off the bus in the AM on my way to work. Still not sure what brings this one on... Sure makes standing in line at Tim Horton's a little awkward... but at least I have my work bag to hold in front.

 

Maybe it's the dirty girl in me, but I find this thread to be intensely hot.

 

Years ago, I was sitting on a very crowded subway in Boston. This young, hot, college-aged guy was standing in front of me with his crotch about a foot away. He was wearing running shorts (it was summer). Anyhoo, I just kept staring at his co*k, and sure enough, between the eye contact we made, and me glancing at his crotch and licking my lips, he got a huge hard-on in front of my eyes.

 

Still gives me one of my best masturbatory fantasies. :D:D

 

OP - maybe try some baggier clothing or don't tuck your shirts in.

 

Damn JB... you are killing me... :love:

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whichwayisup
I had an erection for two hours on a school trip in Paris because I saw some woman's cleavage and boy did she huge melons. She had pornstar breasts. I was getting dirty looks, and my fellow peers were laughing about it, but what's a 17 year old supposed to do? It's natural.

 

My guess is it won't go away until you pump this chump.

 

:laugh: That's a great story!

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:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

Masturbate the woody away.

 

I think this is the first time I advise someone to masturbate before they go out...:rolleyes:

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LovehateLove
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

Masturbate the woody away.

 

I think this is the first time I advise someone to masturbate before they go out...:rolleyes:

 

Teenage males get erections so easily. I masturbated six times in one day and still got an erection. Now either I am abnormal or it is common. From the stories I have heard from friends, it seems normal. :eek:

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whichwayisup
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

Masturbate the woody away.

 

I think this is the first time I advise someone to masturbate before they go out...:rolleyes:

 

You gave the same advice as I did. Infact, he should jerk off as soon as he wakes up, jerk off in the shower, get ready and then go on the date. He could easily jerk off in the afternoon as well, so hopefully 3x should control his pecker from rising up and saying HEY! :laugh:

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