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well as i dave hath absorbed the obvious manner of the juice of nectar and false-love of nipple-teat of a love-bird and how is a -furger-man to find love of scent in some sex sans trap otside food court***)((( well I have jumped out of the bushes at solomon pond and this is what misses ferenandez has a little whisker which i will reveal pokes out yonder is grotesque manner of facial-mole

 

 

warm love grundle- lover and some sex of a coming of age femleale me dave fur burger bush-box fro ever more

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lostforwords

dave.... you sure it wasnt a pubic hair poking out????

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reasontosigh

So I take it Dave's resolved his dilemma to the point where he's decided he's not gay after all, eh?

 

:bunny:

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dave.... you sure it wasnt a pubic hair poking out????

 

Ya figure Dave doesn't know which end is up?

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reasontosigh

Hmmm.....her favorite sexual position is where she's standing on her head? Ouch!!! ;)

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Maybe she's an advanced yoga practitioner. They're pretty darn flexible, I hear

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lostforwords

maybe he mistook her legs for flappy turkey wings?????

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reasontosigh
Hijacked from different thread - Originally posted by Tony

Happiness is.....signing onto LoveShack and seeing Dave1234 online....then looking forward to his latest sexual encounters that even the experts can't interpret. Haven't found a sex manual yet that describes a dick-lay in open turkey position with froward thrust motion exactly the way Dave does.

 

Dave rocks...even through his avatar is that of a guy who just came out of an open turkey!

 

Dave continues to be a great source of joy to me, even if he never does get around to checking my temperature with his "meat thermometer"!

 

:love:

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longlegzs80

DAVE: I find it hard to understand you sometimes with how you word things in your threads. Sorry about that.

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reasontosigh

That's part of the attraction. For him and for us.

 

Bet he's getting quite a kick out of all of our different interpretations!

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I'm I the only one that thinks this kid is on drugs or is it the blonde hair on my part.

 

All I can say in response to his post is "DUH what'd he say?"

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Originally posted by carla

I'm I the only one that thinks this kid is on drugs or is it the blonde hair on my part.

 

All I can say in response to his post is "DUH what'd he say?"

It's just you. We understand him perfectly. :rolleyes::laugh::bunny:

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I find it hard to understand you sometimes

 

:eek:

 

Only sometimes? :eek: Uh-oh, longlegz. I'd worry bigtime if I were you! :laugh:

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Originally posted by Darkangelism

I want to meet Dave. I wonder if he talks that way IRL

 

He sometimes does, which is why the rest of my family is uncomfortable when he comes to visit. I tend to get along with him just fine, however. He is certainly an interesting relative, especially at Thanksgiving.

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actually laughing out loud! that's awesome! and there is no way he could be coherent long enough to dispute your familiarity!

 

so, ok, tell us the story of dave, faux - what the hell happened to him? my personal theory is that he is a result of a bad sex+drug trip between two inbred poets who waxed expatriate to luxembourg and then wanted to start a religion featuring their indecipherable prophet child. i expect i am wrong.

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Originally posted by jenny

i expect i am wrong.

how defeatist of you!

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