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How do I get a date with my dream girl?


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This may sound like an odd question, but I'm genuinely curious how can I date my dream girl.

 

And by dream girl I mean this literally, I want to be able to go on dates, perhaps even have sex in my dreams.

 

You see, I'm a lonely guy, mid-twenties, never had a girlfriend, virgin (on top of being girlfriendless, I'm Christian so no sex till marriage meaning I'm going to be a virgin for a really long time), and unfortunately there are no dating prospects in sight for me into the foreseeable future. While I do put in effort to meet girls I'm just always turned down, just way too unattractive I guess.

 

Anyway instead of worrying about all of that, wouldn't it be great if I could actually get dates in my dreams?

 

Unfortunately in the dream world I also never get to date/have sex. Sex never really even appears in my dreams at all, strangely, and when it does its usually a part of some nightmare and the only time I actually really get to have sex myself is when I dream I get abducted by aliens and made to have sex with some alien woman, you know the stereotypical bald/completely hairless, big headed, super skinny, black eyed, pale, creepy aliens though mine aren't short instead have superhuman height. Weird I know.

 

So I tried practicing Lucid Dreaming but I can't seem to have much success with it, once I did realize I was dreaming and tried to talk to this attractive girl walking down the street but she thought I was creepy and walked away lol, rejected even in a dream lol.:lmao:

 

Anyway I just wanted to know any tips on how to get a dream girlfriend, serious.

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You need to make a Tulpa.

 

Looking at the link are you talking about imaginary friends?

 

Like this:

 

I guess that's similar, but if I'm awake imagining a girlfriend that seems sad and lame, but if I'm in a dream, would make going to sleep so much better I may actually look forward to going to bed for once, lol.

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Are you serious or being inane? :p

 

I kick arse in my dreams. I've had sex with pornstar types in limos, women who have rejected me in real life date me and adore me, and women hit on me and tell how handsome they think I am. :laugh:

 

The only secrets I can give you is that I eat a late dinner (~8 to 9 pm), sleep on a tempurpedic mattress and masturbate nightly. :o

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