[lilmems81]

hey wuts up everyone. well i posted this before, but i was wondering for some more advice. well i work at macys in the receiving department. there is this chick that i like, she is really cute. she works in the womens dept. i somehow cant figure out how to talk to her, im like the shy type. but i was thinkin if i were to go up to her, and be like " ohh did u graduate from el camino high school" ( the one that i attended). then start off a convo there and introduce myself. would that actually work cuz i have no other idea on how to do it. my co workers were like yeaa ill hook u up. but i want to do this on myself. i never have gone up to a girl in the past two years since i was in a relationship, so i dont know where to start off at u know. i really like this chick and i want to get to know her. i would appreciate the advice. thanks all.

Just walk up to her and say, "you want to hear something really funny?" Then, just cut a loud long nasty fart. That'll get her attention!!!

[purspeed]

Just say, "don't I know you from somewhere?" Then, tell her that she's cute.

Walk away. The next time, she'll be intrigued and just smile and play hard to get.

In two weeks, ask her what's she's doing later...she'll be ready for you, babe.

[jerbear]

Originally Posted by Guest

Just walk up to her and say, "you want to hear something really funny?" Then, just cut a loud long nasty fart. That'll get her attention!!!

Don't want to evac the office now!!!

It was definately funny!!!