[hopeless]

It just seems like women go for goofs. Why? This is a serioius question.

I have half a dozen single male friends, all well educated, kind, gentle, good looking, talented, good jobs. They can't get a date to save their life. Maybe its because we live in Vancouver, BC,
where women are known for their hatred of men. But still, generalizations are always false, but I am absolutely confounded.

In my last 2 relationships I was hit, kicked, screamed at, abused verbally and physically by women. They were weaker and smaller than me, thank God, so they did little damage when they;

a. backfisted me in the face while driving
b. screamed I HATE YOU in public places
c. punched and kicked me in the legs
d. broke my possessions

Now, I know what you women will say. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE HER THAT ANGRY? But you see, thats hypocritical, because if a man hits a woman, they say "HOW DARE YOU?". So, its okay for women to abuse men but not for men to hit women. I would prefer that nobody hit anybody, but thats just me.

So I gotta throw down the gauntlet, flame resistant suit on.

a. Women, you get what you asked for;.......big macho lugs seem to win, caring, gentle educated men lose. So does this mean in order to marry I must become a boozing, macho, swaggering louse?
b. Women, you seem to want me and reject us at the same time. Or is Lesbianism so rampant that straight relationships are a thing of the past?
c. Women, you spend thousands of dollars on mini skirts, heels, makeup, hair, jackets, purses, do you do it so that other women can compete with you for who looks the hottest? Because you certainly arent doing it for men.

I guess these are age old questions, the war of the sexes. But honestly, I am at the point of just being gay because basically girls, you are high maintenance.

Flame, reassure, debate, question, but I hope that women reading this understand how y'all look to us single men.

Its a friggin hopeless situation. No?