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Old 22nd December 2003, 11:37 AM   #1
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is a spread-turkey position the one that most lovers prefer?
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Old 22nd December 2003, 11:41 AM   #2
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Perhaps love would be better expressed through the presidential inner back of the hole cigar trick.
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Old 22nd December 2003, 12:22 PM   #3
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Dave....Dave....Dave.....
A 'spread turkey' is what you have on the holidays...there are better words to describe sexual positions.
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Old 22nd December 2003, 12:26 PM   #4
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This is 'Merica boy! It's Spread-EAGLE! (said in a stereotypical red-neck accent) LOL



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no offense to anyone in other countries - I'm in America and this was the first thing that came to mind when I read the post.
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Old 22nd December 2003, 2:21 PM   #5
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This is 'Merica boy! It's Spread-EAGLE! (said in a stereotypical red-neck accent) LOL



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no offense to anyone in other countries - I'm in America and this was the first thing that came to mind when I read the post.
DAMMIT Errol.....I'm feeling 'patriotic' already!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 22nd December 2003, 5:31 PM   #6
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I've never seen a spread turkey although I think turkey spread on crackers would be pretty good. I wouldn't like to have sex on turkey spread, though.
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Old 22nd December 2003, 5:35 PM   #7
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The Spread Turkey?

What the hell is that? Wouldn't you just "go with the flow" or maybe say: "What do you like?"

One question: Is the turkey stuffed?
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Old 22nd December 2003, 5:36 PM   #8
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Man. This guy gives 'stuffing' a turkey a whole new meaning

(Merry, wishing she could purge the image of Dave seeing the turkey on the counter and thinking, 'mmm, BABE' )
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Old 22nd December 2003, 5:40 PM   #9
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Have you switched from dick-lays to turkey-lays? In some places, it may be illegal for you to have sex with a spread turkey.
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Old 22nd December 2003, 5:41 PM   #10
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Hey I just thought of something, years ago there was a move called the "Funky Chicken" I wonder if that would work?
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Old 22nd December 2003, 5:41 PM   #11
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Necrophiliac bestiality. And I thought I'd heard 'em all!
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Old 22nd December 2003, 5:43 PM   #12
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Hey Tony,

I think south of the border its called "Frito-Lays"!!!!!!! LOL
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Old 22nd December 2003, 5:49 PM   #13
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Re: sex position
Quote:
Originally posted by Dave1234
is a spread-turkey position the one that most lovers prefer?
is that how you get all your partners?
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Old 22nd December 2003, 6:03 PM   #14
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"Necrophiliac bestiality?

Where did you read where the turkey had to be deceased???

There's more than one way to stuff a turkey, hahaha!!!
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Old 22nd December 2003, 6:06 PM   #15
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Spread turkeys and frito-lays!

Just when you think you've learned it all, someone comes to this sight and expands your horizons.

Now I'll be expanding my waistline...you've all made me hungry!
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