[caramel c]

This thread is dedicated to Angelface's ex, but also for those of us who wish to share our ugliest fantasies about our exes. You might as well! You sit around all day wondering what they're doing, thinking, whats wrong with them, etc. At least this way YOU get to decide what happens. Obviously you don't make anything happen or plan on anything happening to them, this is just to make you feel better.

Right now, I bet my ex is sitting on the toilet with the worst case of rreah ever imaginable. Unfortunately, he is at work and in the middle of an important conference discussing the company's financial returns for 2008. Too bad he was the presenter & after turning 3 shades of green, ran out of the room in barely enough time to open the stall & take his pants down! Who knows how logn he'll be stuck in there for?? Everybody else is just sitting there in their chairs, wondering if he's ok...