Anyhow, my thoughts on men blowing their loads on women's faces. Being a sensible and open-minded woman without hang-ups I do, of course, regard it as a near holy act of supreme love. On occasions I've been lucky enough to be the recipient of this benevolent act, I like to scrape the gunk off my face with a spatula (the kind you use for Veeting your legs will do).
Later, I invite my most daring lady friends round. The "God I love the taste of spunk and I just can't get enough facials and I'm seriously contemplating a tongue extending operation so that I can lick it all off my own face" girls.
As they bite in to the home baked goods, I tell them "Knowing how much you adore feasting on spunk, I used my **** buddy Gordon's dried semen as part of the icing for that delicious cake you're eating. Are you enjoying it, girls? Those of you who are into rimming might especially enjoy the chocolate filling."
Then I nibble delicately on a fresh strawberry while watching them determinedly putting Gordon's money shot where their mouths are.
It's too bad Gordon doesn't exist. On the other hand, I'm not sure I'm quite ready for a man whose kisses taste of human discharge flavoured cake. Let the flames and taunts begin.
It's too bad Gordon doesn't exist. On the other hand, I'm not sure I'm quite ready for a man whose kisses taste of human discharge flavoured cake. Let the flames and taunts begin.
Anyhow, my thoughts on men blowing their loads on women's faces. Being a sensible and open-minded woman without hang-ups I do, of course, regard it as a near holy act of supreme love. On occasions I've been lucky enough to be the recipient of this benevolent act, I like to scrape the gunk off my face with a spatula (the kind you use for Veeting your legs will do).
wow, pseudo-intellectual sarcasm! you NEVER find that on internet forums! this is a very rare and special treat everyone.
After dissecting and analyzing this lame attempt at feminist humor, I have come to the conclusion that you think that there is no way that cumming on someone's face (female or otherwise) can be construed as an act of love and that it always has to be an act of disprespect, degradation or hate.
So basically, I hate my gf. I'm sure that's what you think. You probably hate her too don't you? You probably hate the idea of me cumming on her face so much that it makes your blood boil just thinking about it, and you probably think she is a slut who is somehow giving all other women a bad name, because she likes to explore her sexual fantasies.
Stuck-up feminists with boring sex lives remind me of straight male homophobes. They hate gay men so much but they don't know exactly why. Could it be envy?
I can't help it but this tweaks my sense of humour.
A Guide to Keeping Your Man
Take it up the ass and in the face.
The End
Again... not necessarily, because what if your man doesn't like facials or anal sex?
Or no wait, I forgot, all men like those two things because we're all exactly the same. We also don't read books because we like watching football games on TV instead, and we have trouble expressing our feelings too. Thank god women do it for us. Oh yeah, and we can't cook.
I'd say the guide should read:
Be sexually adventurous and don't be afraid to try new things, because you are no longer a five-year-old.
The end.
And this guide should be given to men AND women who want to have fulfilling sex lives.
wow, pseudo-intellectual sarcasm! you NEVER find that on internet forums! this is a very rare and special treat everyone.
After dissecting and analyzing this lame attempt at feminist humor, I have come to the conclusion that you think that there is no way that cumming on someone's face (female or otherwise) can be construed as an act of love and that it always has to be an act of disprespect, degradation or hate.
So basically, I hate my gf. I'm sure that's what you think. You probably hate her too don't you? You probably hate the idea of me cumming on her face so much that it makes your blood boil just thinking about it, and you probably think she is a slut who is somehow giving all other women a bad name, because she likes to explore her sexual fantasies.
Stuck-up feminists with boring sex lives remind me of straight male homophobes. They hate gay men so much but they don't know exactly why. Could it be envy?
I hate you? I hate your girlfriend? Of course that must be it. I couldn't possibly just be bored at work and entertaining myself by posting nonsense on the Internet. Not when it could be all about... you!
I hate you? I hate your girlfriend? Of course that must be it. I couldn't possibly just be bored at work and entertaining myself by posting nonsense on the Internet. Not when it could be all about... you!
Oh right, not me. But every guy who ever dared to spill his poison juice anywhere on his girlfriend or wife except the "proper place," her vagina.
We're all evil disrespectful people and we hate women!
And yeah the stuff about "sexy Gordon" was nonsensical but sounded like there was some kind of message there? Like "you don't really love your partner if you come on his/her face?" Maybe I'm wrong cuz I couldn't hear your tone of voice. Or maybe you're backpedalling. I guess we'll never know.
Taramere,
you are just too much for this healthily unsophisticated sexually adventurous lot.
Will you marry me?
(I am having a boring day at work too )
Again... not necessarily, because what if your man doesn't like facials or anal sex?
Or no wait, I forgot, all men like those two things because we're all exactly the same. We also don't read books because we like watching football games on TV instead, and we have trouble expressing our feelings too. Thank god women do it for us. Oh yeah, and we can't cook.
I'd say the guide should read:
Be sexually adventurous and don't be afraid to try new things, because you are no longer a five-year-old.
The end.
And this guide should be given to men AND women who want to have fulfilling sex lives.
I'm not the person who is suggesting that all people are the same, gender bias or otherwise. If anything, I'm saying that everyone has a preference and preferences should be respected. If I recall correctly, you felt that it was selfish to not want to take it up the ass or have someone ejaculate in your face.
As for being sexually adventurous, it's not difficult to be this way. You're just allowed to have preferences and the right to refuse.
If your mate wanted to give it to you up the ass with a 24" dildo, I'm guessing you would accommodate?
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