[barefoot880]

Alright folks there are 2 events coming in our near future. There is a rapture bus coming. Jesus is the driver. Christians have their tickets punched for their rapture bus and they are ready to go.

As for me well I'm an agnostic so I plan to miss the rapture bus and instead head on over to camp lake of fire resort. There's going to be an awesome barbecue over there. All heathens, atheists, agnostics, deists, etc are welcome to join.

What about christians who miss their rapture bus? Well I don't know what to tell them. They are just about out of luck. They are not welcome to the resort unless they convert to heathenism and publicly announce it. They have to bring a bible to burn. Those are the conditions they must meet.

Just make sure you bring some bibles to burn for firewood. I'll bring some hamburgers and marshmellows to roast. I'm going to stay at camp lake of fire for 7 years.

Attention heathens, atheists, agnostics, and deists. After the rapture bus comes for the right wing fundamentalist evangelical christians could you do me a favor and help me reconstruct these church buildings and turn some of them into YMCA clubs? I also want to turn some of them into strip bars.

Find as many bibles as you can and bring them to camp lake of fire to be used as firewood. We'll have plenty to last for our 7 year trip.

[Moose]

must be telling you something......

Is this thread even condusive to any sort of discussion?

[barefoot880]

Since I have blasphemed the Holy Spirit and that's unpardonable and I'm doomed to hell according to the christian belief system then I might as well kill time mocking their beliefs until the day I die. Afterall if it is true that I can't be forgiven for blaspheming the Holy Ghost then I have been released from any obligation to forgive others.

[Moose]

Originally Posted by barefoot880

Since I have blasphemed the Holy Spirit and that's unpardonable and I'm doomed to hell according to the christian belief system then I might as well kill time mocking their beliefs until the day I die. Afterall if it is true that I can't be forgiven for blaspheming the Holy Ghost then I have been released from any obligation to forgive others.

Sounds like your justification for being a total butt-head to us believers if you ask me......

[quankanne]

actually, Moose, the joke is on him.

what happens when he comes to a realization that he's been a chowder-head and he wants to reconcile with God?

why, he's forgiven of his sin!

so he's really not "won" an argument that he's so carefully cultivating

God is good, baby!

[bentnotbroken]

Originally Posted by quankanne

actually, Moose, the joke is on him.

what happens when he comes to a realization that he's been a chowder-head and he wants to reconcile with God?

why, he's forgiven of his sin!

so he's really not "won" an argument that he's so carefully cultivating

God is good, baby!

All the time

[Moai]

Originally Posted by Moose

Sounds like your justification for being a total butt-head to us believers if you ask me......

Haha!

I am imagining your expression as you typed that and it slays me.*

You've been on a pretty cool run lately, keep it up!









*I reserve the right to be entertained by certain responses and not necessarily agree with them in whole or in part

[Moose]

Gladiator.....good movie.....lol

Really this thread is pointless.....it should be in the rants section.....