[Quinch]

It's Monday and I have the day off work. I've done all my chores for the day and, since it's raining outside, I thought I would stay in and start my own religion. Haven't decided what I believe in yet but I have decided to be my own god because I can prove that I exist (unlike some gods I could mention). I need a symbol, some holy scripts and some catchy hymns. This will be a very democratic religion so I am open to all suggestions. You can also let me know if there are any holy days you would like to celebrate.

Anyone can join so long as they promise to worship me for the rest of their lives and send a £50 cheque or postal order (to cover expenses).

Quinch be with you xx

[quankanne]

hmmm ... are you trying to swipe a page from Duran Duran?