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Lately, my wife has been eating a lot of cheeseburgers. This new behavior has led me to believe she may be having an affair. Have any of you noticed a correlation between eating cheeseburgers and an unfaithful partner? thanks in advance
Last edited by chaos40; 4th April 2007 at 9:40 PM..
Listen to your gut feelings. If these cheeseburgers are from MacDonalds, your gut should be reacting.
More so in my experience with infidelity, it's more hotdogs you have to be concerned about. The smaller hotdogs, you shouldn't be threatened by, but if she's consuming vast amounts of foot long dogs, you'de better have the junk to back you up because you're in it deep. I can hear the comparison comments now...
Listen to your gut feelings. If these cheeseburgers are from MacDonalds, your gut should be reacting.
More so in my experience with infidelity, it's more hotdogs you have to be concerned about. The smaller hotdogs, you shouldn't be threatened by, but if she's consuming vast amounts of foot long dogs, you'de better have the junk to back you up because you're in it deep. I can hear the comparison comments now...
Hope this helped.
They are in fact, McDonalds cheeseburgers! To make matters worse I hear that Ronald McDonald is like 6’ 4” and packing an anaconda! I’m really starting to worry!!!!
It is absolutely absurd to assume that just since a correlation has been made with indifelity and excessive wiener eating that Chaos40's situation isn't completely different the others posted here and here again.
Lately, my wife has been eating a lot of cheeseburgers. This new behavior has led me to believe she may be having an affair. Have any of you noticed a correlation between eating cheeseburgers and an unfaithful partner? thanks in advance
Start following her. See where she goes before she eats the cheeseburger.
At least, they are flavored. I am trying to see where this is going. Can someone please fill me in on what has happened here? I have read the recent posts, but I do believe that I am missing something here. HELP!
I don't think you're missing anything. The original poster thinks his wife is having an affair and the cheeseburger is the clue that she's cheating on him.....
I don't think you're missing anything. The original poster thinks his wife is having an affair and the cheeseburger is the clue that she's cheating on him.....
I see. Well, I would really like to help this poor, misguided person, but don't really know where to start. I am wondering what role the cheeseburgers play. Perhaps, he thinks she is having an affair with some fry cook from Mickey D's. Perhaps, he could shed some more light on the situation.. This, I think, is a bit far fetched, but then again, I guess anything is possible!
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