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arghhh I'm the shy one in the office and I really wanna say something to "Judy". She's loudmouthed and overweight and single, of course, and needs either a slap or a good ****!

She's the one who will take two donuts before everyone has had even one. She will cut herself two pieces of chocolate cake first thing in the morning in case it's all gone before lunchtime just to make sure she gets a piece! If there's a bowl of candy or chocolate on the table, now it's a big joke we always push it to the opposite end, and she asks for it 3 or 4 times, and it always gets pushed back to the other end, aren't we nice. If someone has a birthday and she knows there's cake, she'll keep "reminding" us to let her know when it's time to cut the cake! Her garbage can is full of candy wrappers.

She is not shy about it, has no shame. She had been walking on her lunch hours, and has lost quite a bit of weight, but she hasn't lost the rudeness.

Today I was included in a pizza lunch in the boardroom for a monthly managers meeting. She is NOT a manager nor was she invited to the meeting. The boardroom doors were open, so she conveniently came in to ask someone a question and on her way out said "mmmm pizza" and proceeded to help herself with a piece not ten seconds after the secretary had made an "out loud" comment wondering if she had ordered enough pizza.

I really wanna say something to her. I'm not usually invited to these meetings but I have a feeling she does this all the time. The secretary noticed this too, and when I left the boardroom she asked me in front of this woman if I thought there was going to be enough pizza. I glanced over at Judy and looked back at the secretary and we smirked cuz I knew that's why she'd asked, but Judy didn't catch on.

HR is aware of this, and I honestly don't know why she's still here. I don't know anyone who isn't annoyed by her. I don't think she's that good at what she does because she's always getting caught with nothing to do and is forced to see me or others for extra projects. They had to move her to a desk in plain view because she used to sleep at her desk. Now they have to move her again because they are adding on to our building and she is losing her "window" and cried depression of all things! Oh this is funny....a while ago she wiped out in the parking lot and screamed.....nobody went to her rescue and she came in bawling cuz she scraped her elbow.

We all know what she needs but don't think there is a guy out there who is desparate enough!