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It seems odd that every single relationship I have starts the same way, end the same way and it's always with the same type of girl.

Case in point:

Every girl that I have dated and really, really liked from the first time I ever met her; therefore, saw potential in, has always started off slow, never went anywhere and I always ended up getting dumped.

This has happened six times in the past couple of years and I'm about to get dropped by #7 (if I haven't been written off already) any day now.

There is a variant to this one in which the girls want to be friends, this has happened three times. I have enough friends as it is and am looking to sell off some of them on eBay.

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Every girl that I have dated, cannot stand from the get go always starts off fast & furious with crazy sex and not much else, always turns into a long, torrid ordeal which, at times makes me want to cut my arm off in the middle of the night (not really but you get the picture). I always end up dumping them.

This has happened to me about 10 times in the past couple of years and I'm starting to get involved with a #11 and am still being stalked by #5.

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Then you have the in-betweeners that are one hit wonders, maybe a little more at best. Those I can deal with.

All in all, this is the one thing that is making me look forward to getting married sometime in the future. This stuff gets my nerves.

Discuss.