Mailman Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 My wife and I often do things to spice up our sex life. the other day it was hot, I mean blazing hot. The air conditioner is on the fritz and my wife was sitting in our living room in a bra and jean shorts waiting for our pizza to arrive that we had ordered. I suggested it would be really sexy if she answered the door like that and paid the pizza guy. She laughed, jokingly called me a pervert and said she would do it. So she did. Maybe the guy was a little surprised, embarrassed, I don't know but my wife is certainly a sexy woman so I am sure he didn't mind. Do any of you do little games like this? Link to post Share on other sites
mrs rubble Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 My partner and I are nudists, we eat drink and party nude...but I put on a sarong when I answer the door to a delivery person or a cold caller. The general public don't sign up to our nudist ways, so we show respect for others. Exhibitionists like your wife give nudists like us a bad name! 5 Link to post Share on other sites
road Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 My wife and I often do things to spice up our sex life. the other day it was hot, I mean blazing hot. The air conditioner is on the fritz and my wife was sitting in our living room in a bra and jean shorts waiting for our pizza to arrive that we had ordered. I suggested it would be really sexy if she answered the door like that and paid the pizza guy. She laughed, jokingly called me a pervert and said she would do it. So she did. Maybe the guy was a little surprised, embarrassed, I don't know but my wife is certainly a sexy woman so I am sure he didn't mind. Do any of you do little games like this? This is not a little game just between two people but an example of asking for trouble. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
xxoo Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 The guys at the pizza place will soon be drawing straws to see who has to deliver to the creepy couple on Maple St. 12 Link to post Share on other sites
Michelle ma Belle Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I'm all for spicing up sex and being wild and crazy but I'm never one who is into making a situation awkward or uncomfortable for other people. Besides, I'm not sure I'd want a partner who'd ask me to do such a thing. That's just not my style but to each their own I suppose. 6 Link to post Share on other sites
ChickiePops Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I mean..technically this could be considered sexual harassment...if you like 'playing games' like this, you should do it in an appropriate setting. It's also entirely possible that a pizza delivery guy will be underage..if so your wife could get into a whole heap of trouble. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
GorillaTheater Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I used to be a delivery driver in college. This actually wouldn't have been entirely unusual. Just don't think you can skip a tip just because you showed up in a bra. I've seen boobs, and want the cash, thanks. 11 Link to post Share on other sites
Els Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I personally don't think it's right to involve people who haven't consented to participating in these games. We do use a remote vibe in public occasionally , but that's a bit more subtle... 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Grisho Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 This is really out of lign, in my opinion. There's nothing remotely sexy about violating someone else in this way who didn't consent. It's clear you're using an innocent party to titillate yourselves. We need to be very strong on consent issues. Gender is irrelevant in situations like this. If a woman was delivering something, and a man opening the door did that, it's a violation of her consent It is no different when the roles are reversed. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
smackie9 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Bra and jean shorts? whoopie-dingdong. These days it's not uncommon attire. Wasn't Madonna the first to publicly wear just underwear back in the 80's? Bikini tops are more scanty than a bra. Hell 15 years ago women were putting on fake hard nipples lol. TBH I'm surprised most are not numb to this already. 10 Link to post Share on other sites
Pantera Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 It is not respectful of both of you to do that! You put the deliver guy in a bad position. Beside what if things went wrong and it was a crazy deliver guy or other person and he harass your wife? Or talk dirty sex words to her? I bet then you wont be laughing anymore! If you want to have a faithful marriage and want people to respect your marriage you shouldn't challenge people to disrespect you and your marriage. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jen1447 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Bra and jean shorts? whoopie-dingdong. These days it's not uncommon attire. Wasn't Madonna the first to publicly wear just underwear back in the 80's? Bikini tops are more scanty than a bra. Hell 15 years ago women were putting on fake hard nipples lol. TBH I'm surprised most are not numb to this already. Yeah, I'm not seeing the real issue w "partly clothed, more than public beach or swimming pool attire." OP, I do like those kinds of games, yes. I once answered the door to the UPS man w no bottoms on, tho I wasn't actually aware of it right at that moment. (I'm naked at home a lot.) 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Michelle ma Belle Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I mean, let's not kid ourselves. We all know that any hot-blooded pizza delivery GUY would probably be over the moon to be received at the door by a woman standing in her bra. It's every guy's nasty fantasy not to mention the makings of a great porn movie, except in the movie the pizza delivery guy gets more than just a cash tip. I just think it's a bit reckless to set someone up like that even if you gave them something to jerk off to for the rest of the week. You know this unsuspecting guy's going to blab his mouth off to anyone and everyone he can. If that's something that gets you off then so be it. I just think it has potential for repercussions you may not have considered. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
xxoo Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Hell 15 years ago women were putting on fake hard nipples lol. How did I ever miss that phenomenon? I agree that a bra and shorts is no biggie these days. Gotta step it up Link to post Share on other sites
JDPT Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Keep daring her to do more stuff like that i'm sure she'll be ALL for it lol. You'll be surprised. Link to post Share on other sites
JDPT Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I mean, let's not kid ourselves. We all know that any hot-blooded pizza delivery GUY would probably be over the moon to be received at the door by a woman standing in her bra. It's every guy's nasty fantasy. No, not every guy's fantasy I personally would think it's pretty tacky if I was the pizza guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Author Mailman Posted August 17, 2016 Author Share Posted August 17, 2016 Bra and jean shorts? whoopie-dingdong. These days it's not uncommon attire. Wasn't Madonna the first to publicly wear just underwear back in the 80's? Bikini tops are more scanty than a bra. Hell 15 years ago women were putting on fake hard nipples lol. TBH I'm surprised most are not numb to this already. I'm a little surprised with the responses too. If we are having a pool party and she is wearing a bikini she is wearing less than she would have been in this situation. On a hot day, I would suspect a pizza delivery guy sees more than that on a given day. Showing up nude to the door? Yes, that's awkward although no pizza guy would complain, but still, that's crossing the line for sure, but a bra and jeans? Hmmm. Didn't think it would create that much fuss on here. Link to post Share on other sites
smackie9 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I'm sure a pizza delivery guy doesn't have much going on in his life, so this was one is for the talk in the shop. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DKT3 Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Bra and jean shorts? whoopie-dingdong. These days it's not uncommon attire. Wasn't Madonna the first to publicly wear just underwear back in the 80's? Bikini tops are more scanty than a bra. Hell 15 years ago women were putting on fake hard nipples lol. TBH I'm surprised most are not numb to this already. What I'm thinking...just this morning I saw three 30 something women in tiny yoga shorts and barely sports bras walking on my way to work...oddly it's so common that it's no longer sexy. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JDPT Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 I'm sure a pizza delivery guy doesn't have much going on in his life, You miss out on a significant amount of opportunities in life basing everything on assumption. I wonder if loveshack would be willing to implement a "dislike" feature. lol 2 Link to post Share on other sites
MightyPen Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 What I'm thinking...just this morning I saw three 30 something women in tiny yoga shorts and barely sports bras walking on my way to work...oddly it's so common that it's no longer sexy. I agree that it's so "in our faces" these days that people get desensitized to it. I doubt the whole "bra and shorts" provided a view he'd never seen before (every day). BUT...from a liability perspective, this is not a good idea. Would you do this with other service providers? If not, what makes the poor pizza boy "fair game?" I mean, yeah there's the whole pizza boy/repairman trope fantasy, but in the real world, most people in these situations just want to do their job and get paid without weirdness or drama popping up. I mean, if you have a realtor coming over to look at your house (male or female, doesn't matter), would you show up the doors sans pants? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Haydn Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 You miss out on a significant amount of opportunities in life basing everything on assumption. I wonder if loveshack would be willing to implement a "dislike" feature. lol I answered once as Spider man. 7 Link to post Share on other sites
ExpatInItaly Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 He's probably seen it all before, OP. Link to post Share on other sites
JDPT Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 When I was in high school I used to work room service at a fancy hotel. Oh the things you hear and smell on those hallways. Link to post Share on other sites
sandylee1 Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 It's no less to wearing a bikini, but it's not what you expect when you go to deliver pizza. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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