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I think my worst ever one was a 1st date with a guy who took me out on a scorching hot summer day. We went to a park. After a while I said I was hungry. He told me that the local places charged around £4 for a bowl of chips and that it was a frivolous way to spend money so he hoped I'd be happy to just go to McDonalds. I declined. He said he was sick of how thoughtless and indulgent "females" are when it comes to spending money on dining out and on clothes. Then he proceeded to tell me that although he thought I was hotter than my friend (who he worked with in the same office) he would be more than happy to have had sex with my friend if she offered. I sat there, speechless, plotting my escape from the park. But he continued. He told me that his kids were at their mother's house that afternoon and he said "let's just go back to my house and f*ck like animals." His final comment before I walked away was "I want to feel your c*nt around my c*ck."

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Okay - so that was rude on one level. Congrats on walking away.

 

My worst date....well - there's been a few where we've met OLD and once we met in person the chemistry was not there, and might I say obviously not there, so it was difficult sitting through dinner or coffee the whole time. But I paid each time for it and I don't mind. So don't think chivalry is dead!

 

But honestly the worst was another one resulting from OLD (and I'm actually going out with someone on a 2nd date tonight from OLD so I'm not a hater). We emailed back and forth and then texted/talked for a week or two. I was working a really weird job with some odd hours at that time. I asked her out on a Friday night and she said yes but once catch - she was meeting up with some friends at a restaurant 30-45 minutes away from my office b/c one of her old friends who was a stand up comic was in town doing a show there while on tour. I said sure I'll come along. I said i couldn't get there before something like 8 or 830 - she said ok. Well, little did I know that the "show" and "dinner" - which she said was available - started at 7:00. By the time I showed up at 8:30 they were done serving dinner, the comics were on already and it was up in the restaurant's second floor, which meant I couldn't just order food. Plus, as I walked up and got to the big room, it was like a giant dining room and there were only 2 ways in - both of which I would be blocking people. I spent 2 minutes staring around the room before I finally spotted a young woman matching the right ethnicity - guess what - no empty chair next to her. So I had to walk in and go all the way to the back, grab a chair, and walk all the way to front. Since the show started already there was no dinner as I said, she was seated across from me at the table, but the tables ran sideways so she had to turn to watch the stage/comic. They wasn't any break at all till the show was over at 10. Then, she turned back around didn't even introduce herself, starting talking to random people at the table. I thought...okay maybe I can save this. Asked if she wanted to drab drinks somewhere...she said yes. then 5 minutes later she said...let me check with my friends (and her comic friend) to see if they were doing anything and if they were maybe we could go together. Well...she left me in that room for 20 minutes while she talked to people in the hallway. I walked right out the other hallway/exit and left. Only time I did something like that - but boy - was it the worst date ever.

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lol. I think all the bad ones are first dates.

 

Mine worst was probably my first ever. I did it behind my mother's back, as I was only 14 and too young to date. It was with my knight in shining armor, an older boy who I was completely infatuated with and adored. He was a true trophy bf - 18, going to college, rich, good looking - and I was so proud to have "got" him, I bragged to all my friends about my new "boyfriend". All my friends were jealous, and I couldn't wait to get back and tell them how wonderful it was.

 

Well, you learn a lot about boys on your first date. The first thing he said when he saw me was 'oh my god, I think I have a boner'. Then, on the way to his car, he asked me if I was wearing a thong. But it only went downhill from there. He kept trying to touch and tickle me the whole night, it was constant groping. He couldn't keep his hands off me, and he kept lifting up my skirt to see my panties. I would tell him to stop, but he kept trying to wrestle with me and give me back rubs, anything that involved touching me. At one point he asked, 'so, am I going to get some tonite, or what?'.

 

After a few hours I had had enough, and I called a friend to pick me up. But don't worry, I made sure I got payback. When I got the text that my friend was there, we were getting ice cream. I took my ice cream cone and shoved it down his pants, then I took my drink and poured it all over his head. There were lots of people around, including lots of kids from school, so it was really embarrassing for him. His face was beet red! Then, in front of everyone, I said "in your dreams, loser!" and walked away. You should have seen the look he gave me the next day at school. He was seething! :laugh:

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lol. I think all the bad ones are first dates.

 

Mine worst was probably my first ever. I did it behind my mother's back, as I was only 14 and too young to date. It was with my knight in shining armor, an older boy who I was completely infatuated with and adored. He was a true trophy bf - 18, going to college, rich, good looking - and I was so proud to have "got" him, I bragged to all my friends about my new "boyfriend". All my friends were jealous, and I couldn't wait to get back and tell them how wonderful it was.

 

Well, you learn a lot about boys on your first date. The first thing he said when he saw me was 'oh my god, I think I have a boner'. Then, on the way to his car, he asked me if I was wearing a thong. But it only went downhill from there. He kept trying to touch and tickle me the whole night, it was constant groping. He couldn't keep his hands off me, and he kept lifting up my skirt to see my panties. I would tell him to stop, but he kept trying to wrestle with me and give me back rubs, anything that involved touching me. At one point he asked, 'so, am I going to get some tonite, or what?'.

 

After a few hours I had had enough, and I called a friend to pick me up. But don't worry, I made sure I got payback. When I got the text that my friend was there, we were getting ice cream. I took my ice cream cone and shoved it down his pants, then I took my drink and poured it all over his head. There were lots of people around, including lots of kids from school, so it was really embarrassing for him. His face was beet red! Then, in front of everyone, I said "in your dreams, loser!" and walked away. You should have seen the look he gave me the next day at school. He was seething! :laugh:

 

Erm that might be funny if it wasn't for the fact it involved child abuse by an adult...

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I haven't had too many bad experiences, my worst was just more offputting than anything.

 

I met this law student at a cute bar I had suggested that pretty much only offers unusual beer. He was about 15 to 20 minutes late, then when he arrived didn't apologise and said "I don't really like beer." I'm thinking, so why did you agree to a place that specialises in it?

 

Then he says, "I'm starving, I'm going to order food." I had already eaten dinner because this was just supposed to be drinks, so I sat watching him eat a burger and fries with a beer as he talked. It was clear we were a complete mismatch and he had an opinion. on. everything. While he rambled, I was doing calculations on how quickly I could get home and whether I could catch my favourite show.

 

The kicker to the longest hour of my life was when he finished his burger, let out the longest open mouthed belch I have maybe ever heard then said "beer makes me gassy." I said "clearly", got the bill from the waitress and paid for my beer and got out of there.

 

And yes, I did make it home in time for my show. :)

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I've had some disappointing dates, but nothing horrible to report. My Friend did. She worked at a mall, and this guy was pestering her to go out with him, even brought her flowers. BUT when she got into his car, he quickly reclined her seat back and proceeded to crawl onto her. She managed t o push him off, and she told me he looked confused as to why she rejected his advances. Let's just say her older brothers too care of things lol.

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The worst date I went on was when I was in high school.

 

The guy I went on a date with was cute and rich and the son of a pro football player.

 

However half an hour into the date the guy starts telling me about how he thinks about killing himself all the time and plays me this terrible emo band song about death and suicide.

 

At the end of this I had never been so happy to see my parents coming to get me in my life...

 

I had to lie to the guy later and tell him my parents wouldn't let me date yet so he wouldn't ask me out again.

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this guy tried to get me to climb a tree. i was in a skirt, but i wouldn't have done it anyway. his attitude totally changed toward me after i wouldn't do it, like i had 'failed' his test. (i totally wasn't interested anyway, so that was no problem haha)

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Stucky's, no hair except for the long thin rat tail, no front teeth. Shared his love of latex paint and showed me the samples on his arm.

 

I paid for my portion of the soft drinks and left.

 

It's amazing what people can hide with an SEC cap and a closed mouth smile

 

 

shudder......

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Ha ha, dates came so hard I can't recall one that was ever even close to bad. To describe one as bad I'd have had to come away with the feeling I was deceived or insulted personally. Never happened. Dated a lot of women over the 20 years or so I was single and, yup, dates and relationships didn't work out but the dates themselves never rose to anything I'd call 'worst'. Perhaps the grinding nature of dating for so long had eroded my standards to the point where, upon meeting the lady who later became my wife for our first date, she was a half hour late and that didn't bother me :D

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I went out with a guy who was religious... I am not. I have no problem with that.

 

We were hanging out at his house drinking wine, having a decent time. He then told me that he knew I was an atheist, and that he thought God brought us together for a reason.

 

He then took both of my hands, looked toward the sky and started praying for me. He asked God to forgive me and please not send me to hell.

 

I finished my glass of wine and bolted the F out of there.

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I've not really had any bad first dates though I had a really random one once where the girl brought a night bag with her, pajamas!! without any talk prior to me picking her up. Within half an hour she was stroking my leg, so I did what most guys would do. Stopped wasting money on a hoe like this and took her back. She stayed the night and I never saw her again. By choice obviously. I've got no respect for girls like that.

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this guy tried to get me to climb a tree. i was in a skirt, but i wouldn't have done it anyway. his attitude totally changed toward me after i wouldn't do it, like i had 'failed' his test. (i totally wasn't interested anyway, so that was no problem haha)
Not my worst date by far, but since you brought up trees...

 

I was on a third date with a woman and we were at the park at night. Somehow, we got into a debate on who was a better tree climber. We end up having sex in a tree. It was not a pleasant experience and it felt worse the next day.

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Oh, came up with one which might have been tedious but not what I'd term 'worst', lunch with a businesslady who had chosen the restaurant and spent a significant amount of time complaining about the smokers there (this dates things a bit, I think back to the early 90's). Turned out she was an ex-smoker. That was when I learned how outspoken ex-smokers could be about smoking. In any event, that didn't go anywhere.

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I once went out with a girl who I doubt said more than a dozen words the entire time. It was more-or-less of a blind date set up by my uncle, who she worked for. My gut said "hell no", but my brain said "sure, why not?" I obviously should have listened to my gut.

 

At first I tried to draw her out by asking questions about her, only to get these monosyllabic answers. I finally said, "look, how about if we call this good and I take you home?". No answer, of course.

 

Afterwards, I asked my uncle what the hell he was thinking. "Well, she's quiet." Quiet? Try comatose.

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I think my worst ever one was a 1st date with a guy who took me out on a scorching hot summer day. We went to a park. After a while I said I was hungry. He told me that the local places charged around £4 for a bowl of chips and that it was a frivolous way to spend money so he hoped I'd be happy to just go to McDonalds. I declined. He said he was sick of how thoughtless and indulgent "females" are when it comes to spending money on dining out and on clothes. Then he proceeded to tell me that although he thought I was hotter than my friend (who he worked with in the same office) he would be more than happy to have had sex with my friend if she offered. I sat there, speechless, plotting my escape from the park. But he continued. He told me that his kids were at their mother's house that afternoon and he said "let's just go back to my house and f*ck like animals." His final comment before I walked away was "I want to feel your c*nt around my c*ck."

 

Wow, stay classy dude. :eek:

 

Years ago I decided to have sex w/a guy (second date I believe) who seemed initially like he'd be a winner, but when the time came it went bad fast. It wasn't that he was really bad in bed (from what I saw), but we started in doggy on my bed and I have a mirror there to the side, and I looked back and saw him flexing (muscle pose) in the mirror. So I was like "um, what are you doing?" And he said sth like "don't worry about it" and wanted to go on, but that turned me off completely so I calmly got out of bed and shut it down. He didn't really want to go so I had to hurt his feelings and literally threw him out in the end. :p

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OP - *no words*... just... :eek::lmao:

 

My worst date - the first time meeting an online & long distance relationship. He was 20 minutes late so I texted him to ask where he was. I was stood outside in the cold at 7pm in December, he took about 20 minutes to answer the text, to which he said he was miles away but on his way...

 

I gave him the benefit of the doubt, time went on and on, me feeling and more of an idiot, my excitement gone flat, annoyance growing, I decided to wait in the bar of the restaurant.

 

Anyway, he rolled up, ridiculous about 2 HOURS after the time we originally said. I should have told him to stick it of course, but I'm a bit soft like that, and after all, traffic / problems can happen, right? Anyway looked nothing like the photos he had supplied, and was carrying something large wrapped in old newspaper. It was a gift for me, the most hideous piece of 'art' you've ever seen in your life, a semi-pornographic depiction. (A topless woman).

 

The conversation was completely flat and boring, zero attraction as far as I was concerned. We left the restaurant, I said goodnight. It being completely obvious as far as I was concerned that that was it, no more contact, time to run away now. Not only did he not pick up on that, he actually asked if I will show him my apartment now?

 

Honestly. And seemed fine online! :eek::p

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Wow, stay classy dude. :eek:

 

Years ago I decided to have sex w/a guy (second date I believe) who seemed initially like he'd be a winner, but when the time came it went bad fast. It wasn't that he was really bad in bed (from what I saw), but we started in doggy on my bed and I have a mirror there to the side, and I looked back and saw him flexing (muscle pose) in the mirror. So I was like "um, what are you doing?" And he said sth like "don't worry about it" and wanted to go on, but that turned me off completely so I calmly got out of bed and shut it down. He didn't really want to go so I had to hurt his feelings and literally threw him out in the end. :p

 

 

What an idiot. He was probably a virgin.

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this guy tried to get me to climb a tree. i was in a skirt, but i wouldn't have done it anyway. his attitude totally changed toward me after i wouldn't do it, like i had 'failed' his test. (i totally wasn't interested anyway, so that was no problem haha)

Was it Bear Brown from Alaskan Bush People? lol

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Not my worst date by far, but since you brought up trees...

 

I was on a third date with a woman and we were at the park at night. Somehow, we got into a debate on who was a better tree climber. We end up having sex in a tree. It was not a pleasant experience and it felt worse the next day.

 

what was so awful about it?

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Ha ha, dates came so hard I can't recall one that was ever even close to bad. To describe one as bad I'd have had to come away with the feeling I was deceived or insulted personally. Never happened. Dated a lot of women over the 20 years or so I was single and, yup, dates and relationships didn't work out but the dates themselves never rose to anything I'd call 'worst'. Perhaps the grinding nature of dating for so long had eroded my standards to the point where, upon meeting the lady who later became my wife for our first date, she was a half hour late and that didn't bother me :D

 

Did she text you to let you know she was going to be late?

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what was so awful about it?
It's rather difficult to get any sort of momentum going while trying not to fall out of the tree. It was just a really awkward experience and neither of us got off. Rubbing against tree bark doesn't feel good either. We both had skin irritations the next day.
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Wow, stay classy dude. :eek:

 

Years ago I decided to have sex w/a guy (second date I believe) who seemed initially like he'd be a winner, but when the time came it went bad fast. It wasn't that he was really bad in bed (from what I saw), but we started in doggy on my bed and I have a mirror there to the side, and I looked back and saw him flexing (muscle pose) in the mirror. So I was like "um, what are you doing?" And he said sth like "don't worry about it" and wanted to go on, but that turned me off completely so I calmly got out of bed and shut it down. He didn't really want to go so I had to hurt his feelings and literally threw him out in the end. :p

 

Sounds like he was fulfilling his American Psycho fantasy :laugh:

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I'll add to this one.. I love cooking so on the fourth date with a girl I invited her over to my place and decided to cook for her. Well she failed to mention to me that in the 1.5 months that I had known her, had become slowly started to become a rather hardcore vegetarian. Here I am preparing a decidedly non-vegetarian meal. I recommended we go out to eat but being in Johannesburg and being a Monday night a lot of restaurants were closed. So we decided just to chill there.

 

Needless to say she didn't touch most of her food and I could sense the intense disappointment and there I was feeling embarrassed. After a good glass or two of wine she decided to lecture me on how unethical I was for buying and eating meat, and how I must really be unkind to animals if I condoned eating meat. After 45 minutes with a super awkward vibe already in the air, I told her I was feeling tired and she left.

 

Never had much contact with her after that one.

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I'll add to this one.. I love cooking so on the fourth date with a girl I invited her over to my place and decided to cook for her. Well she failed to mention to me that in the 1.5 months that I had known her, had become slowly started to become a rather hardcore vegetarian. Here I am preparing a decidedly non-vegetarian meal. I recommended we go out to eat but being in Johannesburg and being a Monday night a lot of restaurants were closed. So we decided just to chill there.

 

Needless to say she didn't touch most of her food and I could sense the intense disappointment and there I was feeling embarrassed. After a good glass or two of wine she decided to lecture me on how unethical I was for buying and eating meat, and how I must really be unkind to animals if I condoned eating meat. After 45 minutes with a super awkward vibe already in the air, I told her I was feeling tired and she left.

 

Never had much contact with her after that one.

 

Good riddance I say. Vegetarians/vegans are mental. Never date one.

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