SycamoreCircle Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 When we last left Lonely Manwhore, he was stoned. But wait...what's that on the horizon? An 8:30 ONS date tonight with a Lithuanian woman off of OKC!!! How exactly did this come about? What exactly is a ONS date? LM ran across an OKC profile of an anonymous 27-year-old woman's shapely mostly exposed upper body. Her profile naively explained that she was looking either for a ONS or a ONS that would lead to an FWB. Lonely Manwhore considered the possibilities. Yes, this sounded good. After some texting, Ettel sent a pic of herself. * * * * From what I can tell, she's a very conservative self-employed sexually inexperienced woman. She related in her profile that she's good at blowjobs and enjoys giving them and anal is on the table, but later down the road. Wasn't that an awesome image anal on a table further down a road? Maybe a dirt road? Or a muddy road? This is going to be a laugh. She's driving over. We're meeting at a bar. I've bought condoms. Couldn't find Crown. Settled with Skyn. Two bottles of Portuguese wine. Baby oil(she says she likes it in her profile) and lube. Why am I here? This is totally not me. Though, it feels more right than trying to "date" a woman. She told me she's out of a failed relationship, too. I guess this is where failed relationship people go. Although, can you imagine me not being emotionally involved? Everything that comes out of me is brimming with sensory. Until next time, this is Lonely Manwhore...over and out... Link to post Share on other sites
Author SycamoreCircle Posted August 1, 2015 Author Share Posted August 1, 2015 Oh, forgot one other funny thing. Yesterday, I hiked to a waterfall and went swimming. Walking back in my wet bathers, I biked a while. Now I have a red rash where my groin meets my thigh. What on earth is this woman gonna' think when she sees that thing?! This is headed for disaster!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
OpenBook Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I've bought condoms. Glad to hear it. Wear them please, Lonely Manwhore! Link to post Share on other sites
Cinnimon Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 I wouldn't worry to much , she's probably got a rash too, from riding something else. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Author SycamoreCircle Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 When we last left Lonely Manwhore, he was trussed to a conveyor belt headed for a Lithuanian saw that was to split him open at precisely 8:30pm. But, as fate or feminine design would have it, 10 minutes before he was to meet, he had the horse sense to send a friendly text, "Headed over. Look for me. I'm the good looking one." Only to receive, "Sorry, I fell asleep. Can we change it to 9:30?" ~ -9:30? -Seriously? That's not cool. -I understand if you don't want to wait. -9:30 but no more curve balls. -Haha. Fair enough, see you then. Will the Lithuanian saw meet Lonely Manwhore's cranium at precisely 9:30. Will the saw's arrogance demonstrate itself in further ways? Will this sharp toothed thing end up in my bed? I don't know. Stay tuned for the further adventures of... Lonely...Manwhore... :love::love:"Lonely Manwhore...you're sooooo dreamy." 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Author SycamoreCircle Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'm beside myself. Long story short, she ended up at my place and we had oral sex. She's an extremely beautiful and sensual woman. Really aggressive and she gives herself to "sex" like no one I've ever met. Her story is that she's looking to build a roster of men for her high sex drive. And I believe it. I can't stress enough, she's purely animal in bed. We would have had full on sex, if it weren't for my "problem." I tried. I really did. She told me, "You're too much in your head. It's like you're outside of yourself watching yourself. We're going to have to teach you to breathe again." She's so right. I don't know what's wrong with me. I wonder if it's from masturbating to porn for so long. She wants to see me again and we spoke about the possibility of just seeing each other. She really likes me. But I don't think I can keep up with her sexually and it sounds like few men can. We talked about that, too. I feel like my sex drive is so low. What's wrong with me? She kept begging me to fnck her. And I kept making excuses. She wanted to know what was going on. I told her my ex had said terrible things about our sex life. She said her ex said she was ugly, etc. The other thing I can't get out of my head is how she reacted to me physically. She was all over me. My ex was never like this woman. She begged me to let her put me in her mouth. Finally, I relented. It was really hot. I managed to relax a little and get hard in her mouth. She was just going to town. I guess we'll see where things go... Link to post Share on other sites
walkingonair Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 People have to stop being whores.She obviously has lots of mental issues.Move on from her she might stalk later on or something. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
PogoStick Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Hot girl, all over you, begging to be fkd, even being sensitive and supportive of your road bumps. What's the problem? I'm jelly. Link to post Share on other sites
PogoStick Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 People have to stop being whores.She obviously has lots of mental issues.Move on from her she might stalk later on or something. Would love a down vote button right now. Link to post Share on other sites
walkingonair Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Would love a down vote button right now. Putting your privates in other strangers privates is gross and you're disrespecting yourself while doing that .Thats why they're called private parts. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
RoseVille Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 So you're in love now, aren't you? Stop smoking so much weed. It impacts your erections. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Author SycamoreCircle Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 So you're in love now, aren't you? Stop smoking so much weed. It impacts your erections.Not in love, but forcibly distracted from a lot of the shame and loneliness I'd been feeling. I had this problem before I got into pot. I do think it's related to porn---I believe I first noticed it after a 6-year stint in my twenties when I did not have any kind of sex and masturbated to porn. Link to post Share on other sites
Author SycamoreCircle Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 Hot girl, all over you, begging to be fkd, even being sensitive and supportive of your road bumps. What's the problem? I'm jelly.The problem is I have a history of performance anxiety. Once I'd been with my ex-GF, the problem mostly went away and I even surprised myself. I had multiple orgasms, sometimes! Link to post Share on other sites
RoseVille Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Not in love, but forcibly distracted from a lot of the shame and loneliness I'd been feeling. I had this problem before I got into pot. I do think it's related to porn---I believe I first noticed it after a 6-year stint in my twenties when I did not have any kind of sex and masturbated to porn. The weed doesn't help though. Weed Wiener: Smoking Pot May Cause ED | High Times 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Author SycamoreCircle Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 The weed doesn't help though. Weed Wiener: Smoking Pot May Cause ED | High TimesThat's supposed to convince me? I haven't been vaping pot for very long---probably off and on for about two years. This problem goes back to around 2005. Also, are you familiar with porn star Lexington Steele? He's probably piped 12,000 women. Every scene I've seen him in he's higher than the collective cholesterol at a Chinese buffet. Also, I've noticed when I vape, I tend to get uninhibitedly horny. Link to post Share on other sites
RoseVille Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Also, I've noticed when I vape, I tend to get uninhibitedly horny. Doesn't really matter if you can't keep it hard though, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Author SycamoreCircle Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 I can argue this weed thing until I'm blue in the face or...up in smoke. Let me try to explain what happens to me and maybe some people can advise more specifically. I start to think about my performance when I'm in the mode of being aroused. I start to worry about being judged, about my ability to please, my ability to satisfy. And I jump from these thoughts one to the next, over and over. I have trouble letting go. Of trusting. I...worry. "Spectatoring" is a term I've seen applied. It tends to go away the more I trust the person. But I worry the person won't like me after our experience. It's tough. It's psychological. I got hard last night. But I overpowered it with my racing head action. "You're mind is jumping all over the place," she said to me last night. I think most people who know me on here can identify---I'm a thinker. I don't mean that in a self-aggrandizing way. I think about things a lot. Link to post Share on other sites
joseb Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Are you still using porn? If so would you consider giving it up as an experiment? Link to post Share on other sites
FortunateSon Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Get some cialis to use the first couple times with a new partner. Problem solved. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
HereNorThere Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Nah, it's the porn. Don't touch it for a week and I bet you could break out a car window with it. Sounds to me you've been beating it like it owes you money. Seriously though, enjoy it while you can. I have a feeling scary wiener infection is just around the corner from. Just hope it's a curable one. Link to post Share on other sites
Author SycamoreCircle Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 Yes, I'm going on a strict porn/masturbation ban. Herenorthere, two questions: scary weiner infection? sorry don't follow you... is the cat on your avatar your cat? So cute... Link to post Share on other sites
Mrin Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Get some cialis to use the first couple times with a new partner. Problem solved. Quoted for truth Link to post Share on other sites
Author SycamoreCircle Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 I just don't want to go the prescription drug route. I feel pharmaceuticals compound the problem. I bet some of the same people who shame me for vaping weed pop Advil or some other side effects include vomiting, dry mouth, diarrhea, indigestion, carbuncles, barnacles, tabernacles and Barnum & Bailey's Circus like they're after dinner mints. I'm a healthy man. I just have some hang-ups I need to work through. Link to post Share on other sites
Author SycamoreCircle Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 Well, I sent a text to my high-libido Lithuanian woman telling her that I'd like to see her again and she told me this weekend. Then she sent a follow up email asking me if I was sure this is what I wanted. Did I know what I was getting into? She didn't want to hurt me. I replied, "Could you tell me when you meet someone else, so I can decide if I should continue? Is that insensitive of me? I think you could help me break down some walls." She replied, "I'm already seeing multiple partners." That wasn't the impression I got when she visited me last, but I didn't outright ask her. I thought about it for a while and then told her that ultimately I think I would slow her down. I thanked her for sharing some of herself with me and told her that she was an amazing woman. She wished me the best. I think I made the right choice. I guess what I'm wondering is...do you think she's of sound mind? She seemed totally euphoric when she was naked on my bed. I can't think of anything I get that euphoric about!!! It's puzzling. Do I just not enjoy sex like a person should? Does she place too much emphasis on it? As I said in a previous post, she's like an animal. She also seems completely detached from the "intimacy" of it. She can do all the things two lovers do, but I guess it's just a dance for her. Is this a healthy person? What do you think? Should I not look at sex as so "meaningful?" Link to post Share on other sites
Author SycamoreCircle Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 Also, from talking to a lady friend about the whole thing and her agreeing that something sounded off about this, I wanted to see what you thought: There was a point when we were together in bed that she asked me how many partners I'd had. I came up with a vague figure. I do remember at some point tallying the number of people I've been with, but it was something that I forgot about and really didn't care to revisit. But when I asked her, she gave me an exact number. And then she asked me if she would be my [add next number to my tally]. It seemed very...statistical. Like I was dealing with a logician. My friend also implied there may be some kind of inner turmoil there. I'm asking these questions not because I wish to somehow denigrate the woman, but because I feel she is so radically different from me. My friend and I also discussed "Nymphomaniac." Of course, Charlotte Gainsbourg is just an actress and her portrayal is not a definitive survey of who a nymphomaniac is, but...you don't get the impression that CG's character in the film is a person whose behavior is obviously overtaken by cravings for sex. For her, it's like a deeply inset motivation. For this Lithuanian woman, it's like a total consumption. Getting fncked OVERTAKES her. Link to post Share on other sites
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