Supernatural Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 So I never really meet women from Online Dating... I met this woman last Thursday... She messaged me and we went back and forth. As per usual I was funny, witty, and saying things with double meanings. On Friday she says "lets get together next Wednesday" Then gives me her number. I text her Saturday night when I get off work and tell her not to be working too hard - she's a lawyer (she said she had to work all weekend). She say's she's off to bed. I say "night" She calls me today at 7:00pm, And I don't answer cause I'm at work. Then she texts me at 9:03pm when I'm working out and says "So what do you think about my proposal tomorrow? Exchange of massage. (it's not a double meaning)". I don't respond and call her when I leave the gym - 9:45pm. She want's to hangout on Tuesday instead and wants to come over to my place on a first hangout/meeting for a massage. Over the call she said, "I want to give you a massage and you give me one, and just a massage, nothing else." Am I getting laid, or does she just want a massage? I've never encountered this before... Usually when a woman says that something won't happen... It does. Not to mention... a massage on a first date? Not even coffee before! Straight to the bedroom. She's 35. I'm 25. Should I be picking up condoms?! Link to post Share on other sites
PegNosePete Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 You might be getting lucky but you might also be getting mugged or getting your joint cased. You don't know this woman. Maybe she will be finding your address, checking the locations of your valuables, and breaking into your home with her real BF when you're at work. Guys should follow basic safety procedures as well as women. Remember if she will do this with you on your first meeting, she will probably be doing it with all the other guys on their first meeting as well. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
d0nnivain Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Lawyers are wordsmiths. They don't use language casually. While she may be open to sex, for now take her literally. She wants to give & get a back rub. The lady sounds fairly straightforward. Let her take the lead. Be a good boy scout & at least have some condoms on you, just in case. Do not share your preparedness with her unless she's naked. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
HappyLove Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 So I never really meet women from Online Dating... I met this woman last Thursday... She messaged me and we went back and forth. As per usual I was funny, witty, and saying things with double meanings. On Friday she says "lets get together next Wednesday" Then gives me her number. I text her Saturday night when I get off work and tell her not to be working too hard - she's a lawyer (she said she had to work all weekend). She say's she's off to bed. I say "night" She calls me today at 7:00pm, And I don't answer cause I'm at work. Then she texts me at 9:03pm when I'm working out and says "So what do you think about my proposal tomorrow? Exchange of massage. (it's not a double meaning)". I don't respond and call her when I leave the gym - 9:45pm. She want's to hangout on Tuesday instead and wants to come over to my place on a first hangout/meeting for a massage. Over the call she said, "I want to give you a massage and you give me one, and just a massage, nothing else." Am I getting laid, or does she just want a massage? I've never encountered this before... Usually when a woman says that something won't happen... It does. Not to mention... a massage on a first date? Not even coffee before! Straight to the bedroom. She's 35. I'm 25. Should I be picking up condoms?! Yes, and her HIV status. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Author Supernatural Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 Thread doesn't matter. Had sex. Funny enough too... Best sex I have ever had in my life. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
martaldn Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Thread doesn't matter. Had sex. Funny enough too... Best sex I have ever had in my life. U skipped the massage then? Are u going to see her again? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Lani Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 The whole 'massage' line is so creepy. Anyway, congrats on the bang of your lifetime supernatural *high fives* 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Author Supernatural Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 (edited) U skipped the massage then? Are u going to see her again? Disclaimer: Sexual things below are written. R rating No, I massaged her for like an hour and a bit. We had a good conversation, flirted, and got to know each other. While doing her hamstrings (back legs) My fingers got really close to her a couple of times.. I may have even gently rubbed for a split second... But enough to notice...Then after I massaged her posterior, she turned over and I did her front. Her Quads and hips... Collarbone.. We were really talkative when she was on her front.. Then when she flipped over, conversation was gone and it was just massage... Me rubbing her body... Her eyes closed...It got really hot in my bedroom. She mentioned a few time "Your arms... wow..." -- as we were using massage oil and my muscles/forearms we looking particularly good I slowly started to massage her hip bones, over her stomach then progress inch by inch, towards her sternum and upper front ribs. She started breathing heavier and her heart began to race. I was starting to get warmer and warmer, her body did too... I was straddling her leg and it felt nice ... y'know I'm getting bigger..... she's pushing her chest out a little more with every rub of my hands and then after like 7 minutes of this really close, warm, heavy massage, I slooooowly go and fully palm her amazing breasts. I rip off the towel which was covering them, began to slowly massage them for like 5 minutes, and then we just start going at it... Really passionate and sexy, slow... I get in between her thighs and we're in a good flow of motion. She's moaning and cocking her head back.. I'm biting her neck...I think she may have orgasmed here.. As things progress, I go real close to her ear and whisper "It's my turn for a massage..." and she giggles and then takes off my shirt and began to massage me.. She massages me and eventually I turn over.. She does my legs.. chest..arms, and eventually returns to my upper upper thighs... Her fingers dance beneath my underwear... And at the point i'm so hard.. Like harder than I have ever been in my life. She then grabs my waistban and pulls off my underwear. Pours oil on me and massages me.. I sit up and grab her hair... pull... and throw her next to me.. Rip off her undies and we begin to play... I was a rockstar in bed. I dominated her. Headlock, from behind, 69, hair pulling; never gave her a chance to think. I felt like I was a porn star in a porno. And she was so good... We couldn't get enough of each other. I gave her 10 orgasms!!! (no exageration or bull) I had 3, and 2 hours later she leaves... Bikes home.. Hahha So good. I hope I do see her again. And if I don't, that's okay.. Because that was fvking incredible. It's interesting.. Of my 3 orgasms.. I only came twice.. the 2nd one of the 3 I didn't cum.. but it was a VERY VERY VERY intense body buzz.. I hadn't even experienced that before. Like I was really really hot and got sweaty. Any men ever had this? Sweet dam... It was so hot. Edited August 28, 2014 by Supernatural Link to post Share on other sites
sid3 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I gave her 10 orgasms!!! (no exageration or bull) I had 3, and 2 hours later she leaves... Bikes home.. Hahha So good. Ummm, yeah. I read it on the Internet so it must be true. Shouldn't have stuck with five or six, it would have sounded more plausible. In you're story of how you put it down, you sounded like a clown. Although entertaining to say the least, and aside from you're being a sexual beast, I cant help wonder how many calories a woman must burn having ten orgasms and would she even be able to ride her bike home. Link to post Share on other sites
FitChick Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Men, if you want to increase your chances of having sex, learn how to give a good massage. It's another name for foreplay. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Assasda Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 hahaha... Sounds good. Hopefully you'll see her again 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Author Supernatural Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 Ummm, yeah. I read it on the Internet so it must be true. Shouldn't have stuck with five or six, it would have sounded more plausible. In you're story of how you put it down, you sounded like a clown. Although entertaining to say the least, and aside from you're being a sexual beast, I cant help wonder how many calories a woman must burn having ten orgasms and would she even be able to ride her bike home. I'm not lying. Why would I lie? I counted how many times she looked like she was having an exorcism... 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10. Trust me... Just cause you haven't given a girl 10 O's, doesn't mean you have to be jelly... Sid... You're always hatin' on me. Link to post Share on other sites
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