Dreamless Sleep Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Just curious what you might stash from the medicine cabinet or night stand. Link to post Share on other sites
KungFuJoe Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Porn, lava lamps, computer junk, pictures of me as a baby, dead bodies get transferred to the freezer in the basement, etc, etc. Link to post Share on other sites
sweetkiwi Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Nothing that's not always out of sight. Vibrator. Weed. My former collection of XL condoms. Link to post Share on other sites
MrCastle Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Dirty clothes if there's any lying around. I have nothing to hide. Link to post Share on other sites
TheZebra Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Dirty clothes go in hamper Trash goes to trash can Can't think of anything I wouldn't want a guy to see, TBH. There's porn on my laptop, but somehow I don't think I'd mind if a guy found out about it. Link to post Share on other sites
EasyHeart Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 My pants. They come off the minute we're in the door. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
TouchedByViolet Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 I lock the door and hide the key. Link to post Share on other sites
TaraMaiden Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Photos of my parents. Three-day-old pizza crusts. 9-day-old half-full coffee cups. My husband. 6 Link to post Share on other sites
NoMoreJerks Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 All sorts of useless papers that i haven't got the time to throw away.. old bills, receipts, etc. Make-up stuff Painkillers Panty-liners , etc. Bags of unfinished chips, candy wrappers, etc. When I met my ex, I didn't take him home the first night, but I knew it was going to happen a few nights from then, so I did a major clean-up of my apartment lol.. Link to post Share on other sites
Fondue Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 I just make sure my dishes are washed, my floors are vacuumed and all my dirty clothes are out of site. I like to look like a "neat" and presentable person. Everything else is meh. If the girl doesn't like me for having something out that "shouldn't be there," then **** her. Link to post Share on other sites
SmileFace Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 My husband :laugh: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Art_Critic Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 When I was single and dating, I only hid the porn and any financial, investment info. I also closed my then roll top desk and it hid any other stuff. I kept a clean house so all I had to do was pick up and clean the bathrooms Link to post Share on other sites
Cutiepie1976 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Let's see what I have on my checklist... Ah, yes! My dead lover's decaying body gets hauled into the backyard and buried, the hubby and kiddos get drugged and locked in the basement...lol:laugh: Just kidding, of course...everyone gets marinated in formaldehyde and stuffed in the spare freezer in the garage. No roaming around half-dazed in the basement going thump in the middle of the night. Seriously though. Just make sure there's toilet paper in the bathroom, soap and a clean towel by the bathroom sink, the toilet seat is down, and the bathroom is reasonably clean. Always nice to have a few drink choices and light snacks available, if needed. She's your date, not your mother. I've never actually looked in anyone's bathroom cabinet. Of course, the more inviting your place, the more willing she will be to spend time there. Link to post Share on other sites
SunsetRed Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Vaginal creams, all prescription meds, vibrators, self help book, relationship books, political newsletters, any stuff of my exes.. Link to post Share on other sites
Angel Heart Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 My Le Sex books and dirty clothes go directly to laundry room. Link to post Share on other sites
Samilia Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Beside making sure the dishes are done and the dirty cloths are washed? I don't let my checkbooks in sight, I don't leave my diary on my desk, and I make sure I haven't left my vibrator laying around either. Link to post Share on other sites
charlietheginger Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Penis pump Dirty clothes porn Link to post Share on other sites
NoMoreJerks Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 I almost forgot: My teddy bears (2) and my sock monkey.... Link to post Share on other sites
edgygirl Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 The OCD me: bills, checkbooks, passports, dishes, laundry, prescription meds, hygiene/medical stuff, throw old food from the fridge, tampons, computer logged off, corpses, vibrator. Vibrator should be ditched altogether, makes one desensitized Link to post Share on other sites
Author Dreamless Sleep Posted December 30, 2012 Author Share Posted December 30, 2012 Fun list. Many laughs. Everything was tidy. Wound up at her place anyway. Apparently she was savvy enough to dispose of the dead bodies. She did produce a few surprises though. Link to post Share on other sites
Keenly Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 The bong. Random clothes . Possibly the random games I have lying around. Link to post Share on other sites
somedude81 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Just the goat. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
suladas Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Let's see what I have on my checklist... Ah, yes! My dead lover's decaying body gets hauled into the backyard and buried, the hubby and kiddos get drugged and locked in the basement...lol:laugh: Just kidding, of course...everyone gets marinated in formaldehyde and stuffed in the spare freezer in the garage. No roaming around half-dazed in the basement going thump in the middle of the night. Seriously though. Just make sure there's toilet paper in the bathroom, soap and a clean towel by the bathroom sink, the toilet seat is down, and the bathroom is reasonably clean. Always nice to have a few drink choices and light snacks available, if needed. She's your date, not your mother. I've never actually looked in anyone's bathroom cabinet. Of course, the more inviting your place, the more willing she will be to spend time there. That's a negative on the toilet seat. They are always up in my house, and it's not going to change for a women Link to post Share on other sites
charlietheginger Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Fleshlight.... Link to post Share on other sites
Eternal Sunshine Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 my cat..... Link to post Share on other sites
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