slubberdegullion Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 A good friend sent me this earlier today, so I thought it was worth sharing. Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship"poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories.When you are confused - I will use little words.When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. Link to post Share on other sites
Silas25 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I have received that one before and that really is the truth! Link to post Share on other sites
loony Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 That was funny! Link to post Share on other sites
civettuolo Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I recieved that as a birthday card! Loved it! Link to post Share on other sites
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