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Old 13th September 2011, 4:13 PM   #16
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Well, as someone who's been married to the same woman for close to three decades ...

Okay, nevermind.
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Old 13th September 2011, 4:59 PM   #17
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It's a troll thread, guys. Settle down and eat some poo.
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Old 13th September 2011, 5:02 PM   #18
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Hey spades slick... A real friend would take one for the team and offer to eat the poop for him
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Old 13th September 2011, 6:55 PM   #19
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I learned in another thread, it's chalk full of fiber.

Think of it as a dietary supplement.
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Old 13th September 2011, 11:23 PM   #20
 
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Relationships are full of crap. Either eat it, or live it, what is the difference?
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Old 13th September 2011, 11:26 PM   #21
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I wouldn't do it for anyone, not even Matt Damon.
not even Ryan Gosling.
not even Ryan Gosling's character Noah Calhoun in The Notebook (best guy ever).
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Old 14th September 2011, 5:07 AM   #22
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I see that you've heard of Night Shift Nurses (I haven't seen it. Somebody else watch it for me and report back).

Google the title of this thread. I knew that I'd read that quote before.

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Old 14th September 2011, 9:38 AM   #23
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Tell him to put some on a cracker and pretend it's foie gras.
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Old 20th September 2011, 2:40 PM   #24
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I think the issue is that the OP's girlfriend has already his poop eaten. The OP is having a difficult time explaining to his friend mutuality in a relationship and how it must be respected.
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Old 27th September 2011, 1:13 PM   #25
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OP: Sorry your friend's having such a crappy time with his girl. Reach out to her, tell her to eat his favorite food 24 hours before, and then tell your best bro to chill out and not be such a Debbie Downer about it. Dung deal, man.
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Old 27th September 2011, 7:03 PM   #26
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Scarfing down a little poop never killed anybody. Add a l'il hot sauce and there ya go.
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