Dave Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 there is a young female that passes my path of the way to the sub-way sandwich shoppe and methinks her form is a formidable love-thing and I have traced my path in order that I might cross her space in a timely manner in order to say hello to this young beatiful creature. Her female-form is great andf I have seen that she drinks tea from a nice little shoppe near sub-way and to this I will tell you that I have paid the colored-man who works the security detail there five-bucks in order that he might give her a tea-bag with my number on it in order that she might call me. the number is listed in which case I will also tell you that i write that "Dave loves your form in a love manner, and is not just going to form you for a dick-lay, but would like to take you horse-back riding and smell some nice flowers and maybe get to know you and your personality". Love Dave Link to post Share on other sites
beaker Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Uh-huh. If she calls the number written on her teabag (and I'm sure she will -- I myself have successfully picked up dozens of women with the old teabag trick), I suspect she'll find it hard to understand what the heck you're saying. P.S. methinks yon formidable love-thing will be really creeped out, which perchance shall make it tough to obtain a dick-lay when she serves you with a restraining order. Link to post Share on other sites
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