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Does anybody know what balloon sex is? I just got some mail with the term in it. I could only imagine two hot air balloons going at it. Is this some sort of new sex thing or did I miss that day of sex education class?

 

Is there even such a thing?

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tattoomytoe

remember that thread a while ago about balloon sex? i thought it was a jk thread...but apparently people incorporate anything and everything into the act of sex.

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lol! i had to look it up - there are some pop-ups i wish i had never seen!

 

i guess it does refer to a. the fetish of balloons in sex play and b. a balloon knot evidently refers to the anus, as does balloon, sometimes, though i don't know why. i'm still shocked after learning what a donkey punch is.

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" i'm still shocked after learning what a donkey punch is."

 

OK, tell me, what is a donkey punch? Nobody ever told me about this sex stuff. Thanks!

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HokeyReligions

im afraid to know what a donkey punch is! when I saw balloon sex, i thought of balloon payments (as in car leases) and well,......

 

i watch some porn this weekend just to increase my education. i describe it in my Another kind of Porn thread. I don't even want to know what that is called. It was icky is all I can say.

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lol..er...blush...and stammer... and frown:

 

it's when the guy punches the woman in doggy position to cause her relative unconsciousness and allegedly tighten her muscles everywhere considerably, resulting in a more intense orgasm.

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HokeyReligions
Originally posted by jenny

lol..er...blush...and stammer... and frown:

 

it's when the guy punches the woman in doggy position to cause her relative unconsciousness and allegedly tighten her muscles everywhere considerably, resulting in a more intense orgasm.

 

!!!! I have a one word name for that----abuse!

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it is the opp-os-site of the open turekey in which i reveal the answer to the obvios questions at the undisclosed hour when female prefers male appendage in a forward thrusting mannaer aND love of recipical nature and sex fro ever more in the love canal which one may enter at your own risk%$^%$*^%*^(^&

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reasontosigh
Originally posted by Dave1234

it is the opp-os-site of the open turekey in which i reveal the answer to the obvios questions at the undisclosed hour when female prefers male appendage in a forward thrusting mannaer aND love of recipical nature and sex fro ever more in the love canal which one may enter at your own risk%$^%$*^%*^(^&

 

And what female could possibly resist that!? :love::bunny:

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