SoleMate Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 "Let's talk about our relationship." Link to post Share on other sites
Sukotto Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 "i have met someone else" Link to post Share on other sites
Karlise13 Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 "My salary's bigger than yours" Link to post Share on other sites
immoralist Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 "Don't worry, size doesn't matter." "Don't worry, sex isn't everyrhing." "Don't worry, looks aren't important." "I am voting for Bush." Link to post Share on other sites
GirlDown Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 "deeper, all the way in!" (when "it" already is) Link to post Share on other sites
immoralist Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 "deeper, all the way in!" That's cold! Link to post Share on other sites
Nosmas Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Darling, I am pregnant.....AGAIN!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Pocky Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 My mother is moving in. Link to post Share on other sites
Wolvesbaned Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Holy crap! I knew Nosmas was good ol' Samson!!! I even did a check but didn't realize the change name thing was just starting a new name thing "We need to talk now." "But he's just a friend." "I'm pregant... it's not yours." Link to post Share on other sites
UCFKevin Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Yup. We need to talk. That's it for me. Good news NEVER follows that. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Spock Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 How about I was born a man Link to post Share on other sites
immoralist Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 "If you loved me, you'd..." "Can't we just be friends." "Honey, remember that AIDS test..." Link to post Share on other sites
immoralist Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 I was born a man That would most definitely put me over the edge. Not that there's anything wrong with transexualism... Link to post Share on other sites
whichwayisup Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Depending on how far advanced the relationship is... The obvious, I love you...Do you want to have kids some day?...How do you feel about marriage...Let's cuddle close and really TALK... Link to post Share on other sites
honey2005 Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 OMG guys those are great:lmao: I was thinking "We need to talk", but I like most of your all's better . Link to post Share on other sites
johan Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 "Did I forget another pill?" Link to post Share on other sites
greenlove Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 "Is it in yet" Link to post Share on other sites
mijas4 Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 How about individual words that can scare a man. Same idea I suppose! My ex g/f had 5 words/phrases she used at almost all times. 1. Psycho 2. Pervert 3. I'm not impressed by money 4. Women trap men by falling pregnant 5. Dead All 5 ironically applied to her...! Link to post Share on other sites
surfergirl Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Call me before you leave....... Call me when you get there..... Call me before you come home...... Call me if you go anwhere else..... Call me and let me know who you're hangin with.... It's called a leash YUCK Link to post Share on other sites
bluechocolate Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 you'll hear from my lawyer Link to post Share on other sites
Naive Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 "Turn off that darn t.v." Link to post Share on other sites
HokeyReligions Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 "I know your LoveShack name" Link to post Share on other sites
Naive Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Originally posted by HokeyReligions "I know your LoveShack name" That could be scary even for a woman! Link to post Share on other sites
tiki Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Your dad is well hung. Link to post Share on other sites
bluechocolate Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 and so is your sister Link to post Share on other sites
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